Awesome job ad for programming.

[techswede]

I came across this today and thought i'd share it^^

This is something an emplyer posted on "arbetsförmedlingen" here in sweden. And they are looking for programmers.

Translated from Swedish ofcourse.

 

employer ( www.employer.se ) need ( for one of our clients ) to find a naturally gifted developer and general nerd who thinks and dreams binary and feel physically sick when she / he encounters unoptimized expressions like :

if ( boolean == true && boolean : = false) { return true; } else {return false; }

You are expected to :
- Have many years of personal interest in code and computers. Gladly then C64 era or earlier
- Be a guru at C # . NET and general problem solving. It is also an advantage if you have been busy with C + +, * SQL, HTML , CSS, Javascript and RoR
- be up to date with things that happen with web technology
- Will tackle new programming languages ​​, methods and challenges
- Not needing someone to " hold your hand " to encode
- Consider that Internet Explorer ( 6) is the root of all evil in the world

We offer:
- Creative freedom with responsibility
- Unlimited tricky tasks
- Unlimited workload
- Fully loaded coffee machine
- Spirits (or juice and buns ) when we have done something good

You will not be an extra checksum bit in an IP packet , but your work will be seen and felt all over the web and all the internal stuff. We will not be sorry if you have a good eye for graphics , or sitting and brooding on other technology skills.

 

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This is the funniest thing i've read in a while^^

If you have anything similar to share then feel free to do so

Im a bit sad that im not good enough to apply for the job myself.. but it gave me a good laugh atleast.

[TheRoss0411]

lol

[Mac]

"Consider that Internet Explorer ( 6) is the root of all evil in the world"

[Canoas]

I remember that a few years ago google just made their job ad a puzzle so only those who really knew what they were doing would find the mail to send their CVs to.