How to take sexy pics?

[QuantumGQ]

Make sure the shutter time is good, if you got a low shutter time you'll get unclear photo's like you're moving and you don't want that, further I guess you could do some fancy lighting and put a half nude girl behind your computer.

[Tomislav Matic]

Does your camera have manual controls? Low Iso, high shutter speed. Stopping your aperture down a few stops from it's widest state for optimal sharpness is a good GENERAL rule, but this varies between lenses. Never use direct lighting on metals or reflective materials. Diffuse and/or bounce your lighting. The absolutely vital and most important step (I can't believe no one has said this yet!) is to watermark your photos with a thick crayon afterwards to ensure they aren't used elsewhere without you being recognized as the photographer. Covering about 80-90% of the image in a good contrasting colour like red or orange is the best way to achieve this. If you want to remain in a digital workspace advanced photo editing softwares like MS-Paint can also be used to make a watermark, just use the thickest brush or spray can tools! Glad I could be of help.

"advanced photo editing software like MS-Paint" made me laugh... 

[OmarCCX]

I'm surprised nobody has said... BOKEH

[ultimatemythbuster]

This is not the thread I expected to get when I clicked.