How to overclock a FX-9590 (Joke)

[The_Stealthy_Shadow]

How to overclock a 9590 to 5 GHz: (lel)

 

1. Have a 2000W power supply

 

2. Cool it with liquid nitrogen

 

3. Wrap your case in titanium

 

4. Replace all fan slots in your case with miniature snow makers

 

5. Overclock it outside (where it doesn't explode your house when you OC the 9590)

 

6. Equip a fire extinguisher with you at all times

 

7. Make sure the nitrogen is as cold as -76 degrees Celcuis

 

8. Refrigerate your PC in the freezer after using every day for the foreseeable future after overclocking the 9590 to prevent explosions and fire.

 

9. Never use the PC unless the room temperature is 40 degrees Fahrenheit and lower.

 

10. Sleep with the fire extinguisher.

 

11. ALWAYS PANIC!!!

 

Follow these 11 easy steps to overclock your 9590 and you'll be fine! This isn't an ad, this is an announcement, good day!

 

[The_Stealthy_Shadow]

Another 3 steps to overclock the FX-9590:

 

12: Don't use your PC for more than 10 minutes overclocking.

 

13: Screw a jet turbine inside your case to barely meet minimum airflow to cool PC (46,790 CFM)

 

14: Install a fire extinguishing application on your PC.

[byalexandr]

I think liquid nitrogen is a bit colder than -76C.

 

It's more like -196C.

[Condor]

11 hours ago, The_Stealthy_Shadow said:

 

5. Overclock it outside (where it doesn't explode your house when you OC the 9590)

 

15. Live in Siberia

[Tech_Dreamer]

This CPU is the Bomb! -  ISIS Central command (power user)

[Dabombinable]

12 hours ago, Condor said:

15. Live in Siberia

Can't have it contribute to global warming by taking it too close to the poles can we 

[PlayStation 2]

you thought you were funny

you thought

[Dabombinable]

1 minute ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

you thought you were funny

you thought

Now now, you of all people should know how hot your overlords $999 failures are.

[PlayStation 2]

1 minute ago, Dabombinable said:

Now now, you of all people should know how hot your overlords $999 failures are.

huh

i know the 9590 is a shit chip and i'm not defending it

 

i'm just saying that this really isn't funny or original

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Tech_Dreamer said:

This CPU is the Bomb! -  ISIS Central command (power user)

How does if feel to be on the FBI's watch list? 

[Lurick]

13 hours ago, The_Stealthy_Shadow said:

Another 3 steps to overclock the FX-9590:

 

12: Don't use your PC for more than 10 minutes overclocking.

 

13: Screw a jet turbine inside your case to barely meet minimum airflow to cool PC (46,790 CFM)

 

14: Install a fire extinguishing application on your PC.

 

Why a jet turbine? Those are big and bulky. Delta fans are far smaller and deliver the same noise and airflow level requirements

[ImmyCakes]

7 minutes ago, Lurick said:

 

Why a jet turbine? Those are big and bulky. Delta fans are far smaller and deliver the same noise and airflow level requirements

I love having toasted cpu

[Tech_Dreamer]

10 hours ago, Noire said:

How does if feel to be on the FBI's watch list? 

oh you know, just like any/every other common average American under constant surveillance *grabs bombcorn*