what would you do

[babadoctor]

wow. I get RSI from writing REALLY long essays in exams. There's a person in my class who gets to type everything (lucky shit). It's apparently because he's dyslexic, even though I know another person who's dyslexic but does tests fine

Me too

[Thunderpup]

>be me

>be in 9th grade

>in english class 

>using my phone under desk along with half of the class because teacher is bad @ teaching

>popular kid yells "ANON WHY ARE YOU USING UR PHONE"

>teacher has a strict no phone policy

>takes away cellphone 

>meanwhile entire class on cellphones

>i am furious

what do now

 

 

Go to the main office and say the popular kid sexually harassed you.

[babadoctor]

Go to the main office and say the popular kid sexually harassed you.

noice

it worked

[Overkilled]

>I would stop doing this

 

And I would snitch on him whenever I could.

Frankly, I don't have this issue because I'm 3 years older than the other people in my class. This meaning that you should pay attention or you'll also be 3 years older than the other people in your class.

how are you 3 years older than everyone else?

[babadoctor]

fix:

use phone in class

douche calls me out

i quickly hide it so the teacher doesnt know what hes saying

i say NO IM NOT USING MY PHONE

take out phone again

calls me out again

*hides*

douce is starting to get mad

he takes out his phone to take a picture of me using my phone

at that point i ask the teacher,

why is douchebag taking a picture of me? This is a safety concern!

teacher not knowing shit about being a teacher but knows what safety and concern mean

*in teachers mind*

oshitofuck i dont want to get in trouble again shitshitshit

teacher gets uncomfortable

she takes douches phone away

gives him detention for a week

success

[Tsuki]

i would stop using my phone in class?

other kids doing it doesnt give you the right to.

[Guest Philosophy]

I don't think Americans know what that means.

There is a restaurant a mile or so from my house called Wankers Pub... and now I sit here like WTF. 

[beach_boy98]

There is a restaurant a mile or so from my house called Wankers Pub... and now I sit here like WTF. 

Dang sorry to hear that.

[Guest Philosophy]

Dang sorry to hear that.

Strange name now that I know what it means. 

 

[beach_boy98]

Strange name now that I know what it means. 

Did you never like google it?

[Guest Philosophy]

Did you never like google it?

No, never cared enough. 

[beach_boy98]

No, never cared enough. 

Rip lol

[Wano97]

how are you 3 years older than everyone else?

When you fail a year, you have to repeat it.

[Overkilled]

When you fail a year, you have to repeat it.

Not in england