Favorite Quotes?

[WoctorDho]

What are your favorite tech-related quotes?

[Wombo]

"Apple is an innovative company"

 

The irony.

[KemoKa]

"Do as I say, not as I do"

                                          -Linus Sebastian

 

"Umbra! The skies are covered in rainbows!"

                                          -Logan

[Tech_Dreamer]

Fu*k bitchez , Get Money - Dalai lama

[Yummychickenblue]

"Do as I say, not as I do"

                                          -Linus Sebastian

Can we all just remember that this quote was around long before Linus?

[KemoKa]

Can we all just remember that this quote was around long before Linus?

Implying I didn't know this. I just like it when Linus says it. Lighten up.

[JerkyMcDilerino]

" All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer" - Mark Kennedy

 

" Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless" - Thomas Edison

[Guest Johnny5g]

the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.

                                                                                                                   -Steve Jobs

[_ASSASSIN_]

no words

https://soundcloud.com/dontknowwhattoputhere/most-beautiful-music

@Lays

[KemoKa]

"I'm-a come over to your house, and I'm going to take the refrigerator, and I'm gonna put it on top of the couch. And then I'm gonna get under the couch, 'cos I can like, squish down like a mouse, and then when you come to pick up your refrigerator because you're like 'Why is it on the couch?' 'I dunno, steve, go get the refrigerator off the couch, I'm gonna push up with all my might so that the refrigerator and the couch stand up, and then I'm gonna be there on the floor, and I'm gonna stand up and hug you awkwardly for twenty minutes."

-Logan, threatening someone, Tek Syndicate.

[alexhelvetica]

The pineapple is a fruit

-Comic_Sans_MS 2015

[slightlyjaded]

"Apple is an innovative company"

 

The irony.

"You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple."

[Delusional Phil]

" They say you die twice , one time is when you stopped breathing and the second time is when somebody says your name for the last time . " - Banksy 

 

The original quote : "Some day soon, perhaps in forty years, there will be no one alive who has ever known me. That's when I will be truly dead - when I exist in no one's memory. I thought a lot about how someone very old is the last living individual to have known some person or cluster of people. When that person dies, the whole cluster dies,too, vanishes from the living memory. I wonder who that person will be for me. Whose death will make me truly dead?” ― Irvin D. Yalom