How to make mic sound like $#!T

[babadoctor]

how do i make my microphone sound like shit

i have a really expensive mic and i need it to sound bad

i really wish i could find a crappy one

but i got this one

ways to make it sound really really bad
?????

[PC-NOOB]

if you don't mind me asking, why would you want to sound crappy?

[babadoctor]

if you don't mind me asking, why would you want to sound crappy?

For cs go so people stop trying to scam me for my knife

because when the hear my mic sounding like this

they look at my inv to see my items

and a marble fade m9 bayonette fac new

i cant put on private because i participate in cs go lottery and won multiple times

it is really tedious to constantly change my profile to private to not private.

a saftey procaution

[Bordermick]

For cs go so people stop trying to scam me for my knife

because when the hear my mic sounding like this

they look at my inv to see my items

and a marble fade m9 bayonette fac new

i cant put on private because i participate in cs go lottery and won multiple times

it is really tedious to constantly change my profile to private to not private.

a saftey procaution

Just don't add them?

[Atmos]

Brah, just ignore them. 

 

Whenever I stream, or whenever I'm playing with my team on dota I get dozens of friend requests and people either trying to scam me, or just add me because, streamers? I dunno.

 

I actually have almost 15 friend requests sitting in my notifications right now, should really reject them all once i get the chance.

 

And if you want your mic to sound shitty, download the screaming bee voice changer and set it's output as your microphone in game. then chose one of the broken, stupid voices and bingo, you're done. You'll not only sound like a 13yr old girl, but you'll sound like you're using your phone to talk

[KayTees]

how do i make my microphone sound like shit

i have a really expensive mic and i need it to sound bad

i really wish i could find a crappy one

but i got this one

ways to make it sound really really bad

?????

 

For cs go so people stop trying to scam me for my knife

because when the hear my mic sounding like this

they look at my inv to see my items

and a marble fade m9 bayonette fac new

i cant put on private because i participate in cs go lottery and won multiple times

it is really tedious to constantly change my profile to private to not private.

a saftey procaution

Well there still isn't a need to ruin a perfectly fine mic lol. Don't let other people change the way you do things. Especially people on the internet 

[doctorraichu]

Ummmmm.... Okay? Mute those people?

[LogicalDrm]

Mic boost to full? Makes everything distorted. Or get old radio really close to it for electronic interference.