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Blunt Virus emails

MzCatieB
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Maybe it takes you to a one hour loop of the Teletubbies theme song.

 

That would not kill the computer.

 

 

 

 

It kills you.

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I would seriously like to run that in a VM to see what it does.

Nvidia is to Dr Dre Beets as AMD is to KFC.

One makes you broke, the other you can get more of and have a midnight snack from the fridge when hungry again. Once you go Nvidia, you go broked, turn into an Elitist, or get the incorrect amount of VRAM.


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For a moment I thought there was actually a virus in your blunt.

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