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U leik Mayonnaise.??

I prefer ketchup to be honest, but yeah I like mayonnaise.

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It would last like 2 days (if you are lucky), not a good idea.

I have an old pentium 4 somewhere in my house I may try someday, that and the nutella one  :lol: just to see if it lasts more than a few hours.

I've never thought of using Nutella. What about Peanut Butter? lol

 

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U leik Mayonnaise.??

No m8

 

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CPU: Intel Core i7 4790K @ 4.6 GHz

Motherboard: Asus ROG Maximus VII Hero

RAM: Corsair Vengeance 32 GB @ 1903 MHz

GPU: Nvidia GeForce GTX Titan X @ 1100 / 7030 MHz
Case: Corsair Obsidian 750D with the Ghetto LED 5000 lighting kit
Storage: 1TB Samsung 840 EVO
PSU: Corsair AX1200i
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Insignia 300W
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4790K stock cooler with Cooler Master HTK-002 thermal paste
Corsair XMS3 4 GB (1333 MHz)
Cooler Master HAF 912
Seagate Barracuda 1 TB
Thermaltake TR2 430W
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I've never thought of using Nutella. What about Peanut Butter? lol

I don't like peanut butter.

In theory should be similar though.

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I spread the mayonnaise if I make a sandwich

hnm. :/ dont you get mayo-air bubbles and you bite in and its like ''EEEEAAAAWWWWWWWW'' gross. ???

 

 

also how is the g300 treating you/

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hnm. :/ dont you get mayo-air bubbles and you bite in and its like ''EEEEAAAAWWWWWWWW'' gross. ???

 

 

also how is the g300 treating you/

No, I always spread the mayo  :P

 

Well except for the paint that is wearing off not bad, it's almost black now there isn't a lot of silver left  :lol:

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I have an old pentium 4 somewhere in my house I may try someday, that and the nutella one  :lol: just to see if it lasts more than a few hours.

 

Ah the smell of burning chocolate spread.

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Only on this forum can a post go from tech trolls to tech fails to mayonnaise to peanut butter to mayo bubbles to burning chocolate spread.

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Ah the smell of burning chocolate spread.

colgate total extra whitenening actually works almost okay. 

works better than crest.

 

nutella.

bad idea. fun. but bad outcome. 

 

i got my p4 to stay in -workable- tempuratures for idle and minor web broswing with no paste of any kind between the cooler and the heatspreader, at all. 

broke that mobo tho, had it so tight. 

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This videos though...

 

 

Seems legit.

 

 

Apparently, these are supposed to be funny.

 

Feel free to share any awful tech videos.

Haha this guy..... ThioJoe.... He's great in making that kind of video..... (But he's got serious tech channel)

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Have any of you ever used toothpaste as thermal paste?

Yes on a Pentium D 930, it was fail.

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Was the PC minty fresh??

I would guess so, but the real question is Did it whiten in 4 weeks guaranteed?

 

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Ah the smell of burning chocolate spread.

Chocolate is the worst thing you could use if you don't have thermal paste, mayonnaise works better though, and no, it's not a joke it actually works xD. 

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Chocolate is the worst thing you could use if you don't have thermal paste, mayonnaise works better though, and no, it's not a joke it actually works xD. 

 

If Mayonnaise, then why not just crack an egg over the CPU. Hahaha JK :D

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#MayonnaiseMasterRace

#CrestMasterRace

 

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RAM: Corsair Vengeance 32 GB @ 1903 MHz

GPU: Nvidia GeForce GTX Titan X @ 1100 / 7030 MHz
Case: Corsair Obsidian 750D with the Ghetto LED 5000 lighting kit
Storage: 1TB Samsung 840 EVO
PSU: Corsair AX1200i
Display: Dell P2415Q
Cooling: Corsair H100i
Keyboard: Corsair Vengeance K95 RGB (Cherry MX Reds)
Mouse: Sharkk MMO Pro
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Insignia 300W
Windows 7 Enterprise
 
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Asus P8Z77-V LX
4790K stock cooler with Cooler Master HTK-002 thermal paste
Corsair XMS3 4 GB (1333 MHz)
Cooler Master HAF 912
Seagate Barracuda 1 TB
Thermaltake TR2 430W
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OMG the Thermal Paste.

Thermal paste = toothpaste in their world

It probably is anyway 

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Thermal paste = toothpaste in their world

It probably is anyway 

 

Right now, I really needs to see a video of someone brushing a CPU with a toothbrush and toothpaste.

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Right now, I really needs to see a video of someone brushing a CPU with a toothbrush and toothpaste.

I could do it...I have an old Athlon CPU that could use a brushing...

 

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CPU: Intel Core i7 4790K @ 4.6 GHz

Motherboard: Asus ROG Maximus VII Hero

RAM: Corsair Vengeance 32 GB @ 1903 MHz

GPU: Nvidia GeForce GTX Titan X @ 1100 / 7030 MHz
Case: Corsair Obsidian 750D with the Ghetto LED 5000 lighting kit
Storage: 1TB Samsung 840 EVO
PSU: Corsair AX1200i
Display: Dell P2415Q
Cooling: Corsair H100i
Keyboard: Corsair Vengeance K95 RGB (Cherry MX Reds)
Mouse: Sharkk MMO Pro
OS: Windows 10 Pro
 
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Intel Core 2 Quad Q9550
Gigabyte GA-G41MT-S2PT
Arctic Freezer 7 Pro Rev 2
G.Skill Value 8 GB (1333 MHz)
Cooler Master N200
Seagate Barracuda 1 TB
Insignia 300W
Windows 7 Enterprise
 
Spoiler
Intel Core i3 3240
Asus P8Z77-V LX
4790K stock cooler with Cooler Master HTK-002 thermal paste
Corsair XMS3 4 GB (1333 MHz)
Cooler Master HAF 912
Seagate Barracuda 1 TB
Thermaltake TR2 430W
Windows 10 Pro
 
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