Worst replies to nerd requests or questions.

[Navin]

When I asked my brother not to touch the brushed aluminium on the case with his bare hands as it might stain the panel.... he replied "Why ? Is the case so poorly built?"

This is just a example, post if you have any funny or stupid replies to computer related questions.

[joelthezombie15]

Talking to my cousins, telling them about my pc, and they are like "How much will it cost?' and i say and there response is "Get alienware, its cheaper and better thn anything you can build" so then i explain why and they say "get a xbox one, it more powerful than any pc"  not even ps4, xbox one. and they say they are "tech savy"

[Scia]

"My Mac can do that too!"

[Hyydrah]

When I asked my brother not to touch the brushed aluminium on the case with his bare hands as it might stain the panel.... he replied "Why ? Is the case so poorly built?"

This is just a example, post if you have any funny or stupid replies to computer related questions.

I think he was just trolling.  :P

[Lamb]

Talking to my cousins, telling them about my pc, and they are like "How much will it cost?' and i say and there response is "Get alienware, its cheaper and better thn anything you can build" so then i explain why and they say "get a xbox one, it more powerful than any pc"  not even ps4, xbox one. and they say they are "tech savy"

 

That is pretty bad...

[enRodjavel]

Why can't I play my xBox 360 games on the PC? the xbox 360 is made by Microsoft and so are Windows 7 xD 

 

thats the neighbors Son

[HirgaLTTki]

"My Mac can do that too!"

 

Totally....

[joelthezombie15]

I asked my grandma for one of these as a kid

 

 

so she got it for me which was awesome but then she got me a box of pokemon cards, wasnt into them but i got a fucking mew card so i sold the deck for like $5 and got a pack of yugioh cards and it had one of these in it.

 

 

I have good luck with trading cards ;p

[virusal19]

Talking to my cousins, telling them about my pc, and they are like "How much will it cost?' and i say and there response is "Get alienware, its cheaper and better thn anything you can build" so then i explain why and they say "get a xbox one, it more powerful than any pc"  not even ps4, xbox one. and they say they are "tech savy"

 

Sudden... Urge... To... Punch... Something.  

[joelthezombie15]

Sudden... Urge... To... Punch... Something.  

Yup, thats what i wanted to do :p

[Hyydrah]

Why can't I play my xBox 360 games on the PC? the xbox 360 is made by Microsoft and so are Windows 7 xD 

 

thats the neighbors Son

That's not that dumb of a question, he'll probably learn more about businesses once he knows the answer.

[TechTheWorld]

Sudden... Urge... To... Punch... Something.  

Do 100 pushups instead.

[virusal19]

Do 100 pushups instead.

 

100 Push-ups? Your killing me. I would be lucky to do 30.

[mvitkun]

I asked my grandma for one of these as a kid

 

 

so she got it for me which was awesome but then she got me a box of pokemon cards, wasnt into them but i got a fucking mew card so i sold the deck for like $5 and got a pack of yugioh cards and it had one of these in it.

 

 

I have good luck with trading cards ;p

I have the yu-gi-oh battle city dual disk lol

[TechTheWorld]

100 Push-ups? Your killing me. I would be lucky to do 30.

No actually I am not killing you. If indeed you did 100 pushups and it killed you, it would be you that killed you. Not me.

[Navin]

@dave nope he was not trolling because he does not know about it and he has a mac.

[sonarctica]

I was building a PC for my friend and hes dad came home and asked: "why is your new PC in pieces, did you order some piece of shit from the internets?"

[YellowDragon]

I get asked all the time to build gaming PCs and generally I never run into a problem with the customer as I know quite a bit more then them, however watch out for those supposed self declared "Tech Experts", I had one person when I gave him a parts list of everything that I was going to put into his computer point out that I had selected a AMD graphics card ( HD 7790 ), he responded that he wanted a Nvidia card since they were better, I said okay if you want a Nvidia card I can get a 660Ti for your system, he responded saying "dont try to con me, I know quite a bit about computer parts, I want a 9800 GT as its faster and cheaper then what your offering"

I asked him why he thought the 9800GT was faster, he responded saying it has a higher number duh.

*FaceDesk*

[legopc]

I get asked all the time to build gaming PCs and generally I never run into a problem with the customer as I know quite a bit more then them, however watch out for those supposed self declared "Tech Experts", I had one person when I gave him a parts list of everything that I was going to put into his computer point out that I had selected a AMD graphics card ( HD 7790 ), he responded that he wanted a Nvidia card since they were better, I said okay if you want a Nvidia card I can get a 660Ti for your system, he responded saying "dont try to con me, I know quite a bit about computer parts, I want a 9800 GT as its faster and cheaper then what your offering"

I asked him why he thought the 9800GT was faster, he responded saying it has a higher number duh.

*FaceDesk*

L O L 

[iamwn]

I get asked all the time to build gaming PCs and generally I never run into a problem with the customer as I know quite a bit more then them, however watch out for those supposed self declared "Tech Experts", I had one person when I gave him a parts list of everything that I was going to put into his computer point out that I had selected a AMD graphics card ( HD 7790 ), he responded that he wanted a Nvidia card since they were better, I said okay if you want a Nvidia card I can get a 660Ti for your system, he responded saying "dont try to con me, I know quite a bit about computer parts, I want a 9800 GT as its faster and cheaper then what your offering"

I asked him why he thought the 9800GT was faster, he responded saying it has a higher number duh.

*FaceDesk*

I'd get him the 9800GT, that'd teach him.