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ONE The crew beta code available.

 

post something funny, and in a few hours ill randomly draw a winner :)

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Or just go to the Nvidia website and get one yourself? 

What do they know of England, who only England know?

"Well that's what I always said I wanted to be remembered for, for being honest. Nothing else is worth a damn"
 

 

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A man and a woman have just finished celebrating their twentieth wedding anniversary and are heading up to bed for some twentieth anniversary maritals.

On the way up the stairs the woman glances at the pictures of their children and thinks about how much she loves her life. Once they get to the bedroom the man turns off the light and they get down to business.

Mid-coitus the woman realizes that in the twenty years she's been married (and the four they dated) she has never seen her husband fully naked. Perplexed by her realization, she uses a lull in the ploughing to turn the lamp on.

Click!

The man is wearing a strap-on dildo. The two freeze, sharing a strangely intimate moment of shock and confusion. Finally the man clears his throat.

"I'll explain the toy if you explain our kids."

Click!

Fedex Ground must be on Horse back, It took 7 days to go 200 miles

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imagine slick and linus having a baby

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Imagine this....

@Jogostar & @Askew having a baby

Hitler 2.0

"Probably Because I'm A Dangerous Sociopath With A Long History Of Violence"
 

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Imagine this....

 

@Jogostar & @Askew having a baby

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inb4 haters

 

558_demotivational_i_will_always_love_yo

Shot through the heart and you're to blame, 30fps and i'll pirate your game - Bon Jovi

Take me down to the console city where the games are blurry and the frames are thirty - Guns N' Roses

Arguing with religious people is like explaining to your mother that online games can't be paused...

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Imagine this....

 

@Jogostar & @Askew having a baby

you do know me and @Jogostar are dating right?

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you do know me and @Jogostar are dating right?

 

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I just noticed it. Hah!

What do they know of England, who only England know?

"Well that's what I always said I wanted to be remembered for, for being honest. Nothing else is worth a damn"
 

 

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Yeah but you cheated on @Askew so @Jogostar might too.

he is faithfull :)

G9mza6O.png

 

I just noticed it. Hah!

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G SIX [My Mac Pro G5 CaseMod Thread]

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Yeah, and you aren't :P

what does that have to do with anyhting?

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G SIX [My Mac Pro G5 CaseMod Thread]

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If I want to play this I need to install Uplay... UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

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what does that have to do with anyhting?

Jogurt may leave you because your relationship is build off a lie.

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Jogurt may leave you because your relationship is build off a lie.

nope

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Go for it, I can't stop you.

He's OK with a 3some.

Are you?

"Probably Because I'm A Dangerous Sociopath With A Long History Of Violence"
 

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