Cornflakes obsession. Help needed!

[Tr33]

I usually eat cornflakes only for breakfast but lately since I switched from Chocapic to Cheerios I eat cornflakes like 4 or 5 times a day! Breakfast then like 2 hours later then I eat lunch(not cornflakes) then cornflakes, then 2 hours later cornflakes again! I think these cornflakes took over my mind! Hell I'm eating cornflakes as I'm typing this! How do I stop the obsession? AAAAA

[Hyydrah]

You have a mind?  :P

[Tr33]

You have a mind?  :P

Oh it's the dumbass troll again haha.

[SSOB]

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[Hyydrah]

Oh it's the dumbass troll again haha.

It was just a joke, I'm not trying to cause any trouble.

[Tr33]

It was just a joke, I'm not trying to cause any trouble.

The please leave stop responding to my LBP thread and leave me alone and stop being so annoying

[Tr33]

-__-''

:o

[Hyydrah]

The please leave stop responding to my LBP thread and leave me alone and stop being so annoying

I'm responding to what you have to say.

[Tr33]

I'm responding to what you have to say.

Don't Please don't.

[Hoppa]

Here in Australia we have Crunchy Nut Cornflakes which are massively addictive and personally i think more so than regular cornflakes =]

[brownninja97]

Save yourselves at this rate you may die. Switch to cheerios honey nut edition and lock yourselve in a cupboard with strawberries. Strawberries are the arch enemy of cereal. hey arent you the guy that wanted to commit suicide yesterday, well good on you for living and i bet that crafty cereal did this to you. If all else fails, hit the reset button.

[Tr33]

Here in Australia we have Crunchy Nut Cornflakes which are massively addictive and personally i think more so than regular cornflakes =]

Crunchy Nut. lol. Gaaaaay.

[Art Vandelay]

I read this and my only thought was: "oh god, why am I eating corn flakes at 1:30 PM, what am I doing with my life"

 

 

 

Crunchy Nut. lol. Gaaaaay.

How is developing a taste for nuts gay? oh god, that came out wrong.

[Tr33]

Save yourselves at this rate you may die. Switch to cheerios honey nut edition and lock yourselve in a cupboard with strawberries. Strawberries are the arch enemy of cereal. hey arent you the guy that wanted to commit suicide yesterday, well good on you for living and i bet that crafty cereal did this to you. If all else fails, hit the reset button.

Hahaha. That really made me laugh. ROFL. God I can't stop laughing. 

[Tr33]

I read this and my only thought was: "oh god, why am I eating corn flakes at 1:30 PM, what am I doing with my life"

haha

[AverageNinja]

I have the same thing with nutella. Preferably on a white loaf of bread, because I find white bread to be the most delicous.

My breakfast exists of like 5 slices since I discovered this. Help ;_;

[Tr33]

I read this and my only thought was: "oh god, why am I eating corn flakes at 1:30 PM, what am I doing with my life"

 

 

 

How is developing a taste for nuts gay? oh god, that came out wrong.

haha. But I like silly gay stuff.

[Tr33]

I have the same thing with nutella. Preferably on a white loaf of bread, because I find white bread to be the most delicous.

My breakfast exists of like 5 slices since I discovered this. Help ;_;

Have someone secretly shit on your bread(best if he has very dark shit so it can much the nutella's color) and eat the bread with the shit while you think that you are going to eat nuella. Then you wont ever want to see nutella again cuz ull think that it has been replaced with shit.

[AverageNinja]

Have someone secretly shit on your bread(best if he has very dark shit so it can much the nutella's color) and eat the bread with the shit while you think that you are going to eat nuella. Then you wont ever want to see nutella again cuz ull think that it has been replaced with shit.

Now you've told me the plan. Now I know it's not true!

You should've asked BrownNinja97 to do it :/

[Tr33]

Now you've told me the plan. Now I know it's not true!

You should've asked BrownNinja97 to do it :/

Aaaaaaw shieeeet. You saw nothing! NOTHING!

[AverageNinja]

Aaaaaaw shieeeet. You saw nothing! NOTHING!

I saw nothing. Understood!

[Tr33]

I saw nothing. Understood!

Phew. That was close.

[AverageNinja]

Guys? Does anyone know why my nutella tastes like shit?

I'm never going to eat it again.

[Guest]

How well do you poo with that much fibre in your diet. :D

[Wats]

I too had a cornflake problem....

 

Frosted cornflakes, at least four bowls in the morning with a gallon of milk right next to me. Then another bowl at school just before class. Around 3rd bell I would ditch school, ninja into my house while my parents were at work...Just to chug down a glass of milk and cornflakes!

 

Eventually I started eating so many boxes of cornflakes I didn't have enough money left to buy commodities like shampoo and speedstick (my parents tried to teach me stuff about monies). So I had to switch to the off brand "bag o' flakes". Which worked out quite well, those boxes are very small.

 

I gained a huge amount of weight and my bowel movements were like clockwork. At least every three hours I would have to have a bathroom break..... Something had to give....

 

Fed up with spending hundreds of Dollars a month on off brand cornflakes, I decided to cut my own tongue out. This worked very well. there was no way for me to lick the bottom of the bowl, a great step forward for me.

 

 

Anyway I need to stop there, it's time for me to go see my mouth doctor. It's been eleven years since I did what I did. It wasn't all bad.. At least I'm down to two small bowls a day.. Of the good stuff I might add :]