Worst Ricer cars ever! (Post yours)

[Zuba Twizta]

Rules and Definion:

Ricer: A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.

The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined...

 

Mine:

 

[Broseephus]

I thought "ricers" had to be Civics, 240sx, altimas.... you know Japanese cars...... You got the heartbeat of fkn Murica right there, I don't see any rice, that's not to say your car isn't obnoxious, because it is.... but still, no rice.

The icing on the cake is that license plate..... I would lmao so hard if I saw that thing pass me.

[Zuba Twizta]

I thought "ricers" had to be Civics, 240sx, altimas.... you know Japanese cars...... You got the heartbeat of fkn Murica right there, I don't see any rice, that's not to say your car isn't obnoxious, because it is.... but still, no rice.

The icing on the cake is that license plate..... I would lmao so hard if I saw that thing pass me.

lol yeah Japanese still produce rice as well for China. Honda is a Japanese company. PLUS HONDA HAS A ROBOT! NEW THREAD IDEA!

[joelthezombie15]

Guys, guys , i think i won 

 

A van ya a van

 

I think he just gor a chimney or two and put it in his trunk

[Zuba Twizta]

Guys, guys , i think i won 

 

A van ya a van

Ricer1.jpg

 

I think he just gor a chimney or two and put it in his trunk

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First one is in Japan so it makes it more funny, and the second one is a WRX with one jet engine with two stacks on it. I believe there is a video about it. (kinda stupid, the owner looks like a crack head)

[joelthezombie15]

HA i won no one has upstaged me, what do i win?

[DLM_012]

 

Mine:

 

 

That's deffo not a ricer man.

[Blade of Grass]

Those cars sure are ugly...

[brownninja97]

This should take the biscuit as it as been on a track so it is a race car but is pathetic in every way shape or form and i want to kill it with death(xbox one logic).

[TechTheWorld]

This:

[brownninja97]

This:

Im sure that would be a bunch of fun for people that cant have gocarts (parents) 

[TechTheWorld]

Im sure that would be a bunch of fun for people that cant have gocarts (parents) 

True. I would drive it. Well I would drive anything right now...

[threee6]

This should take the biscuit as it as been on a track so it is a race car but is pathetic in every way shape or form and i want to kill it with death(xbox one logic).

That would race in the super 1000 series witch is for people 15 and up, it's about as un ricer as you could get, it's a racing car.

[Aphexx]

well.. its got wheels

 

[brownninja97]

That would race in the super 1000 series witch is for people 15 and up, it's about as un ricer as you could get, it's a racing car.

oops my bad i thought this whole time that it was a spelling error but its seems that it isnt one