dota2 comedy contest.

[ShiverMePenguins]

ok rules are.

 

1. tell me something funny

2. only rules are

    a) no mom jokes

    b) no racism

    c) no obscene language. a word or two is ok.

3. original meme's are allowed,

4. videos and pictures are permitted.

 

 

 

the prizes, the top 3 posts after 5/23 get free copies of dota2.

[Scia]

    B) no racism

 

 

LOL

 

 

    B) racism

 

 

fixed. ^^

[ShiverMePenguins]

B ) is a smiley. F me. B)

[QPofHighGrade]

Haha! Welcome to the first ever LTT open mic night!

 

I'm the host with the most, QPofHighGrade!

 

How's everybody doin' tonight? I'm great, thanks for asking.

 

Let's get this started.

 

So, why did the painting.. go to jail? (crickets) Because it was framed! Haha, hold the applause, please.

 

Also.. Bees in America.. What do you call them? USB! Hah, what a great audience.

 

We're going to take a quick break, stay tuned! (...)

 

And, we're back!

 

Haha, so.. why did the orange.. stop rolling?.. It was all out of juice! Ha, my sides. Thank you, you're too kind.

 

Have you ever noticed.. Corn oil is made of corn, vegetable oil is made from vegetables.. What is baby oil made of? Thank you, what a great audience.

 

So, why do people.. pay to go to the top of a tall building, only to put money into some binoculars to look at stuff, on the ground? Hmm? Haha. Y'all are too kind.

 

 Haha, I'm so sorry, but we're all out of time!

 

This concludes the first ever LTT open mic night! Y'all have been great, thanks for having me.

[Scia]

I'm afraid I cannot contribute much here, my humor dwells in the lowest of all gutters... ^^

[T.Vengeance]

(accidental post...didnt realize that I had Dota 2 already.)

[ShiverMePenguins]

only one entry :(

[Hans Christian | Teri]

That's what you get for using something for prizes that people can't even give away anymore lol.

[T345]

I have 18 DOTA 2 Copies I can give away. You can still give them away, you need their steam name

[BAPEsta]

Making a contest for something that is free, that's the best joke. OP wins!

[T345]

Making a contest for something that is free, that's the best joke. OP wins!

http://store.steampowered.com/app/570/?snr=1_7_15__13

xD

[BAPEsta]

Well you can consider it being free since the whole damn PC gaming section is spammed with FREE DOTA 2 INVITES. 

[Kamil]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/570/?snr=1_7_15__13

xD

http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/Dota%202

Not technically free, but who's going to miss $0.03?

[Deus Ragno]

Why would I want that. I could probably ask any random fuck on the street and they'd probably be happy to finally part with one of the 17 Dota 2 keys they assuredly must have by now.

[ShiverMePenguins]

That's what you get for using something for prizes that people can't even give away anymore lol.

my apology for trying to give what i can. and it is 29$ on steam right now. i was doing this to try and get some more community interaction :(

[Deus Ragno]

my apology for trying to give what i can. and it is 29$ on steam right now. i was doing this to try and get some more community interaction :(

I don't hate the concept of the thread or that you're trying to do something cool. I think that's great. It's just that you'd almost have to force someone to accept a Dota 2 code because most people with a steam account already has it.

[QPofHighGrade]

I win.

[ShiverMePenguins]

I win.

lol yep :P you'll just have to wait till this evening :)