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I live in an flat. There is a monkey issue in my society. Monkeys damage the plants in my balcony. Any suggestions?

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1 hour ago, Ujee said:

I live in an flat. There is a monkey issue in my society. Monkeys damage the plants in my balcony. Any suggestions?

Smart Monkey or dumb Monkey?

 

Blast 'em either way

 

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Lay a trail of bananas that takes them elsewhere, preferably to a pit that falls to the center of the earth.

You'll need a lot of bananas though.

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Are you allowed to "dispose" of the monkeys?

If not, get a large metal cage for your plants.

 

You could spray the monkeys with water when they come close to shoo them away (not super high pressure, if it could hurt a child, it's too much).
 

Monkeys don't like snakes. Get some rubber snakes and move them around every day. If they see an immobile snake, they may investigate and realize you've fooled them. It's important to keep moving them. If you can automate the process, that would be best.

 

 

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35 minutes ago, TetraSky said:

Are you allowed to "dispose" of the monkeys?

If not, get a large metal cage for your plants.

 

You could spray the monkeys with water when they come close to shoo them away (not super high pressure, if it could hurt a child, it's too much).
 

Monkeys don't like snakes. Get some rubber snakes and move them around every day. If they see an immobile snake, they may investigate and realize you've fooled them. It's important to keep moving them. If you can automate the process, that would be best.

 

 

I tried rubber snakes...they chewed the snakes

 

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1 hour ago, FakeATF said:

Smart Monkey or dumb Monkey?

 

Blast 'em either way

smart enough that if you're careless enough to leave your balcony door open, they will enter, open the refrigerator and take a lot of things, open and drink soda bottles

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30 minutes ago, Ujee said:

smart enough that if you're careless enough to leave your balcony door open, they will enter, open the refrigerator and take a lot of things, open and drink soda bottles

You realize that many of us here do not have experience with monkeys, of any sort?

 

What do your neighbors do?  Local ordinances say to do?  

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3 hours ago, Ujee said:

I live in an flat. There is a monkey issue in my society. Monkeys damage the plants in my balcony. Any suggestions?

ik this is a serious problem but I am trying so hard not to literally lmao the way u phrased this. U just made me laugh so hard

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My solution probably won't work for you. When bears or moose or other animals start destroying property, they can be legally shot. Even out side of hunting season.

I'm not actually trying to be as grumpy as it seems.

I will find your mentions of Ikea or Gnome and I will /s post. 

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58 minutes ago, IkeaGnome said:

My solution probably won't work for you. When bears or moose or other animals start destroying property, they can be legally shot. Even out side of hunting season.

I am in India. No killing unless a man-eater with govt permission. I am hindu. We worship monkeys in temples.

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1 hour ago, Aakash_Ram said:

ik this is a serious problem but I am trying so hard not to literally lmao the way u phrased this. U just made me laugh so hard

lol

 

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