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Hey guys! I think this is an amazing poem! :D

 

In the Garden of Eden as everyone knows, 
Lived Adam and Eve without any clothes.

In this garden were two little leaves, 
One covered Adam's and one covered Eve's.

As the story goes on nevertheless to say, 
The wind came along and blew the leaves away.

At the sight of Eve bare, Adam did stare, 
Between her legs all covered with hair.

And wonder came under Eve's watchful eyes, 
As Adam's big thing started to rise.

They found a spot that suited them best, 
A nice big tree where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider and wider apart, 
While thrill after thrill came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing peeked into the hole, 
And filled her with passion beyond her control.

Backward and forward his thing he did slide, 
And Eve's great treasure was all wet inside.

The joy was good she wouldn't let loose, 
Until Adam's thing was all out of juice.

Then down through the years people did screw, 
And now it is time for me and you.

So pull down your pants and lay in the grass, 
Cause I'm in the mood for a piece of that ass!

 

Sorry if this is against CoC!

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LOL

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lol, if only this was in the bible

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What a masterpiece

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Beautiful.

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I started laughing half-way through :D

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