I haven't really been following the news recently, but apparently Donald Trump got his panties in a knot over not being able to buy Greenland from Denmark. 

That's really fucking funny, considering Denmark can't really sell an autonomous region off to the highest bidder.

Let that sink in. A man that made his fortune dealing in real estate got insulted by the fact that he couldn't buy property from a seller that wasn't authorized to sell it. 

That would be like me getting mad at Donald Trump for refusing to sell me Central Park.