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Skanky Sylveon

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  1.  

    Snow doggo faceplants.

    1. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      wholesome and informative

  2.  

    "Are you a helicopter?"

    ".....no"

    1. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      All of those flight sim comedy videos... pale in comparison. 

    2. pizapower

      pizapower

      I love my cockter.

  3.  

    Meth heads....

    1. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Is that an actual thing that happened or was it staged?

    2. Skanky Sylveon

      Skanky Sylveon

      The fuck if I know. 

    3. lewdicrous

      lewdicrous

      It was real iirc

  4.  

    When you have watched a movie far too many times. 

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    @savagepain does this. 

    1. Cyberspirit

      Cyberspirit

      bruh

       

      I guess you could make the argument that you can always get fancy custom cables.

    2. TopHatProductions115
    1. Phas3L0ck

      Phas3L0ck

      Of course it's in Ukraine, Russians have everything...

      What would you even do with such an old CPU? frame it?

      There are calculators that have more power than that thing.

    2. Skanky Sylveon

      Skanky Sylveon

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      What would you even do with such an old CPU? frame it?

      Something like that.

      I'm going to be turning one of the rooms into a nerdy chillout room.

       

      A mini museum would be kinda cool.

    3. Phas3L0ck

      Phas3L0ck

      I'd buy an 8080 or 8086 chip if I had any use for it...

  6. I just realized, I game at 1080p.

    And I have a GTX 1080...

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    2. Phas3L0ck

      Phas3L0ck

      "what's to stop you from using Linux with KVM instead?"

      2 things; while Linux has better technology for infrastructure and administration, it's too complex, and doesn't run a single program that would be needed, and everything is only available on Windows; KVM? Uh, NO! I am NOT switching every single VM I've designed for the commonly used VMware to use a foreign program that doesn't even have the same integration-- and don't forget that practically no one uses KVM for their images!

       

      Reference to paragraph 3:

      Actually, it is still new to me, and I only just found the articles a couple days ago, and am still combing through the details.  I've known about the "VM sharing" feature for years, but never had a use for it, much less the mechanical parts to effectively run it...

       

      There used to be solutions for RDP, but most offered ZERO GPU acceleration and/or required close proximity for physical "remote" access.

       

      There are at least 2 things I still don't understand; Shouldn't there be a way to softmod VM networking to allow Wake-On-LAN to the virtual adapters?  And to what extent does the integrated VNC connection part of VM system options connect users to the image?  My users need the ability to power ON and hard reset at their discretion, so that's the big problem right now.  The possibility of access to the boot screen would be a nice bonus in some cases.

       

      Can't I just add on a software cPanel of some sort that would integrate seamlessly with VMware Workstation to solve this? I've heard about cPanel solutions for years, but most are nearly imposible to access and/or don't do all of what they advertise, while some simply don't work at all unless you have a serious Active Directory system (which BTW is completely obsolete) and SQL for logging!

    3. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      sounds like you need a custom solution. Might have to program that yourself :( 

    4. Phas3L0ck

      Phas3L0ck

      I've been thinking of that forever, but have absolutely no programming experience, no time to learn, and no source code to start with even then. I'd have to completely restructure VMware Workstation by hand from the ground up, and spend Billions of dollars trying to get a license for top-secret IP owned by greedy, useless corporations managed by lousy suburban bumpkins, city hicks, and telephone halls in India! All of that so I can make a special variant of some program...

       

      It's bad enough I had to wait FIVE YEARS for the hardware I need to be developed and manufactured, and several more years for it to be affordable! And worse, there have only every been 4 or 5 boards that even remotely match the specs I'm looking for, and they're still not right! It's these little features here and there that really P1$$ me off-- things like one feature missing or different, or an extra thing that got reshaped from the original idea which would have been better!

      Did you know that motherboard designs are essentially more secure, and more heavily guarded than the entire world's cash supply AND Nuclear B0MB stockpiles!?!

       

      Software is easy enough to steal and modify... But to FIX the schematic and underlying design of a MOTHERBOARD?!? That would take the threat of Stalin AND Hitler RISING FROM THE DEAD, to get ANYONE to cooperate, and millions of dollars PER BOARD to produce the modified product!

      Don't even get me started on the devastating, mind-boggling flaws of EVERY SINGLE CHASSIS EVER MADE; it's pathetic! People SUCK at chassis design-- even the big companies that waayyy overcharge for any amount of modification or custom design have ZERO imagination!

       

      "sounds like you need a custom solution"

      I always have, and always will.

       

      "Might have to program that yourself"

      I would, but I can't.

       

      Thanks for trying anyway.

  7.  

    Why am I allowed near hazardous material?

    1. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      @government, pls respond

       

    2. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      just like the real one

    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      @FBI OPEN UP!!! xD

  8.  

    @TopHatProductions115 when playing pokemon. 

    1. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Tophat can't even catch a Magikarp with a Good Rod. 

    2. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      I don't play Pokemon :P 

       

      jk

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    1. floofer

      floofer

      Ahh Yes, Enslaved Daylight. .  

    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Socialized light for the rich. Rugged darkness for the poor. 

       

      Also, poor TVs. 

  10. Walmart: We are going to remove all violent video game signage. 

     

    still sells guns

     

    2000+ iq move!

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    2. Phas3L0ck

      Phas3L0ck

      I SAW THAT NEWS STORY!!!

      My first thought was like... WHAT THE FLYING F**K?!?

      I wonder if they still have .50-cals..?

       

      For all that, they could have said: " We will no longer be selling the Armor-Piercing rounds for your AK-47. Instead, have some nice warm Incendiary rounds!"

    3. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      The NRA "donates" more money than Microsoft and Sony. 

    4. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Imagine if Nintendo "donated"! Pipes, pipes as far as the eye can see... 

  11.  

    Falsely copyright claim a copyright lawyer's work.

    200+ iq move!

    1. DrMacintosh

      DrMacintosh

      He should definitely sue. 

    2. Sauron
    3. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Hackers hack AI specialist; AI specialist installs Bitcoin Skynet on hackers' computers. 

  12.  

    This is what happens when your cat blue screens. 

  13.  

    The only reason why I chose Samsung phones was due to the headphone Jack. 

     

    So I'll be looking for another phone brand whenever I choose to upgrade. 

    1. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      I stopped doing Android after my Note 4 started bootlooping and Samsung gave me the downgrade known as the Note 5. Two generations of Android and I've had to go back to iPhone. 

       

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    Take this!

     

    My love!

    My hand!

    And all of my kisses!

     

    OBLIGATORY MARRIAGE PROPOSAL!!

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    Frieza pls.

    1. Jtalk4456

      Jtalk4456

      just watch markiplier play uno... Also don't use headphones if you value your hearing

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    Indeed....

    1. savagepain
    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Begone, monster thot!

    3. Gegger

      Gegger

      Context is required on all Skanky Sylveon status updates. 

       

      "Valid fare is required on all TRIMET transportation"

      Aka a light rail and buses

  17. Bill Nye, the speaking vagina guy.

    1. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      That was a terrible song. 

    2. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      Bill Nye the Russian Spy.

      SARIN SARIN SARIN SARIN

    3. Jtalk4456
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    3. Nowak

      Nowak

      give me the real physical nintendo 64 or give me death

    4. Skanky Sylveon

      Skanky Sylveon

      Quote

      give me death

      By snu snu?

    1. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      "Thermaltake memory waterblocks aren't real, they can't hurt you."

       

      Thermaltake memory waterblocks:

      Image result for thermaltake ram waterblock

  19.  

    Me and @savagepain: Mini ITX Threadripper would be a stupid idea. 

     

    Asrock: Hold my beer.

     

    Seriously though, this makes mini ITX Threadripper sound normal. 

    1. WereCat

      WereCat

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      saw this about 2 days ago... now its almost reality

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    Just some proportion changes, Espeon has more definition in his/her head in general.

    It's so minor, i'll show what I started with today.

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    Generally, when an image gets closer to completion, the longer it takes to just make minor adjustments.

    This is why a lot of people just like to sketch, the later parts are quite tedious.

  21.  

    20 seconds in and I'm already laughing. 

    Seriously, what the fuck?

    1. Gegger

      Gegger

      I’m just going to pretend I know what you are talking about

    2. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      OH MY WORD I HAVE LIKE 15 STATUS UPDATES FROM YOU CHILL 😂 

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