Types of PC builds! Including: n00bz, g4ng3s1erz and mincecarft

[Harmless Black Guy]

Hello I am the harmless black guy!

This is a thread dedicated to the types of pc builds that exist in the land of youtube comment section on every single tech video ever! In fact it got so bad that it became a meme to say here's my pc build a potato!

So feel free to add some feedback and add your own builds! Have fun! 

 

Welcome to the types of builds that exist in the UNIVERSE!

 

 

​First and formost! THE thriftest of the thrifters! The most gangster of the hood! WE HAVE THE *look down*

Thrift Master 4000

Case: NZXT Source 210 $40

HDD: Seagate Barracuda 1TB $52

Mobo: MSI H81M-P33 $40

PSU: EVGA 430w $35

Ram: G.skill 4gb $30

CPU: Intel Pentium G3258 $70

GPU: GIGABYTE R7 260 $110

CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO $35

 

Total: You can afford it!

Description:

 

 

 

 

 

And next up we have the master of all builds! The overkill of  overkill! The PLAY TOY OF THE 1%! WE HAVE THE *look  down*

I HAVE TO MUCH MONEY

Case: NZXT H440 $119.99

SSD: Intel 750 Series 1.2Tb x2 (Raid 0) $129.99

Mobo: MSI X99S Gaming 7 $269.99

PSU: Corsair AX1200i $329.99

Ram: Corsair Dominator Platinum 16GB (4 x 4GB) DDR4  $599.99

CPU: Intel Core i7-5960X $1,049.99

GPU: GIGABYTE G1 GTX 980 x2 $1,099.98

CPU Cooler: Corsair H110i GT $129.99

Case Fans/Cooler Fans: Corsair AF140 x4 $84.76

 

 

Total:  You cant afford it!

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And now we have the master of spoiled brats! The I  only bought it to play mincecarft and Carr of douty! The I am  still a dick to my parents! WE HAVE THE *look down*

 

I love my parents!* (Until they find my jerking it in my room to minecraft porn)

 

Case: Corsair 200R $59.99      

HDD: Seagate Barracuda 1TB $52

Mobo: ASUS Z97-A $139.99

PSU: Corsair CX 750w $79.99          

Ram: CORSAIR Vengeance LP 8GB (2 x 4GB) $54.99        

CPU: Intel i5-4690K $239.99

GPU: GIGABYTE G1 GTX 970 $359.99

CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO $35

 

Total:  You didn't play for it!

Description:

 

The oxford graduate! MIT topper! The brand new graduate working at mcdonalds! WE HAVE *look down* 

The Smart Pc

Case: Fractal Design Define R5 $99.99

HDD: WD BLACK 1Tb $74.99

SSD: SAMSUNG 850 PRO 256Mb $159.99

Mobo: ASUS Z97-A $139.99

PSU: Corsair CX 750m $79.99

Ram: CORSAIR Vengeance LP 8GB (2 x 4GB) $54.99

CPU: Intel i7-4790K $339.99

GPU: GIGABYTE G1 GTX 980 ti $649.99

 

CPU Cooler: Corsair H110i GT $129.99

 

Total:  You aren't gonna buy it!

Description:

 

 

 

The...uh....um...we have? Um...sorry about this joe...its just...your..well... Just average. So- a- Average joe every body

 

THE AVERAGE JOE

 

Case: Corsair 200R $59.99      

HDD: Seagate Barracuda 1TB $52

Mobo: Gigabyte GA-990FXA-UD3 $124.99

PSU: EVGA 600b $59.99          

Ram: CORSAIR Vengeance LP 8GB (2 x 4GB) $54.99        

CPU: AMD FX-8350 $169.99

GPU:  SAPPHIRE R9 280 $179.99

CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO $35

 

Total:  Meh...average?

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AND LAST AND LEAST! THE SAVIOR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR! THE SAVE OF OUR WALLET! THIS PC WILL ANSWER THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION! THE *look down*

 

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?

Case: NZXT Source 210 $40 new

HDD: Western Digital 1 TB $20 used

Mobo: MSI H81M-P33 $40 $39.99 new

PSU: EVGA 430w $35 new

Ram: G.skill 4gb $30 new

CPU: Intel Pentium G3258 $70 new

GPU:  R7 260 $60 used

 

Total: Your too scared to buy used!

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So this is where this story ends! Thanks for all your feedback and suggest to what some of the descriptions can be! It would also be nice if you guys could tell my what other parts are safe to buy used! Also if you could suggest any changes that would be greatly appreciated!

[Hero7750]

This was a nice thread, just the text was just a tad too big

 

Edit:Also: Total: (You're*) too scared to buy used!

[Mattrixx]

The overuse of large fonts made me LOL. Can't speak for anyone else, but this tickled my laughter-box for some reason. Probably the brazen use of large fonts, switching between fonts, and the mad humor.

[DigitalHermit]

I bet I can go lower...

 

MoBo+CPU: AsRock-Q1900M (~90USD, PH local prices)

GPU: GT210 (~40USD, PH local prices) http://pcx.com.ph/components/graphics-card/asus-gt-210-1gb-ddr3-64bit-silent-di-1gd3-v2-lp-graphics-card.html

RAM: Kingston ValueRAM 2GB 1333MHz DDR x1 (~16USD, PH local prices, PCX) http://pcx.com.ph/components/memory/kingston-2gb-ddr3-pc1333-kvr13n9s6-2.html

PSU+Case: CDR-King Case + 350W PSU (~10USD, Cdr-King PH) http://www.cdrking.com/?mod=products&type=view&sid=8452&main=149#.VZgTwfkeAcM

Storage: 1x16GB SanDisk USB Flash Drive (~8USD, PCWorx, in-store discount)

Total: ~164USD

 

All parts are new...

 

 

Edit:
 

Rock_Bottom:

 

Intel Pentium 4 FunBox!! (~25 USD, PH local prices, used... heavily... for over 7 years)

CPU: P4 single core, or Celeron Variant

RAM: Kingston/Transcend/Samsung DDR 667/800 512MB-1GB

GPU: ???? You're lucky if the FunBox has one!!

Storage: 40GB WD/Seagate IDE HDD

PSU: FireHazzard^TM 250W-700W PSU

Case: Beige Box m/ATX Case

Usually includes a pirated version of WinXP + MS Office...

 

Total: 25USD + hospital bill + house repair cost (in the case of the PSU burning your house down)