Batch file ideas

[ANONYMOUS_POTATO]

I love making batch files. Now im in the making of my new batch file that is going to be a OS in CMD and i need suggestions of what to add in it. 

[ANONYMOUS_POTATO]

im not a nerd. Plus im looking for ideas for "programs" or "games'' that i can do in batch.

[Guest]

Make a batch file the start everytime you log in to windows and says "Get a life, shut down this pc and go outside"

Make it appear every 5 minutes or so and now way of turning it off

[Spork829]

A friend of mine copied a batch file into the start folders of every computer in the lab at my school before hours on April fools day then shut them down. When the PC's were started, the disk drive would open, close and open again on an infinite 5 second loop. Thought that was funny.

[ANONYMOUS_POTATO]

 I might be able to do that but making it pop up every 5 min or so i dont think i can do. I could make that message pop up every time it starts and when a program opens.

 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Spork829 said:

A friend of mine copied a batch file into the start folders of every computer in the lab at my school before hours on April fools day then shut them down. When the PC's were started, the disk drive would open, close and open again on an infinite 5 second loop. Thought that was funny.

Did he got dispelled too?

[ANONYMOUS_POTATO]

2 minutes ago, Spork829 said:

A friend of mine copied a batch file into the start folders of every computer in the lab at my school before hours on April fools day then shut them down. When the PC's were started, the disk drive would open, close and open again on an infinite 5 second loop. Thought that was funny.

That would be funny but the thing in my school everyone has a separate laptop so that would be impossible for me to do plus i cant see the laptops on the network.

[Spork829]

1 minute ago, dexxterlab97 said:

Did he got dispelled too?

They never found out who it was 

[njmyers3]

3 hours ago, Spork829 said:

A friend of mine copied a batch file into the start folders of every computer in the lab at my school before hours on April fools day then shut them down. When the PC's were started, the disk drive would open, close and open again on an infinite 5 second loop. Thought that was funny.

That's pretty funny because about 2 days ago my friend and I made a java program that runs a VBscript to do the same thing! We haven't put it into startup... yet.

We have too much free time in programming class considering half of the class doesn't know what a method is or are still learning if statements  

Did I mention it's an AP class? Yeah, pretty crazy.

 

Going off-topic here, but on the first day the teacher asked how many people had any past programming experience and only half the class raided their hands. No offence to the people that are new, but you shouldn't take an AP class without knowing the basics first.

Each student also has a private samba server share called the H drive (H://) and we discovered that we have FULL access to it, not just read, write, and execute, but we can change the permissions. My friend removed the administrators from the permissions list and it stayed that way. I didn't think that it would work and assumed it would block removing a permission, but nope! Also, guess what the groups are called for the students and staff! "WOWstaff" and "WOWstudents" Do they play World of Warcraft or something?! Well I hope you enjoy this story even though it should probably be in Experiences with non-techies.