Making an advert in Services is weird

[Dragontamercos]

Go here http://linustechtips.com/main/classifieds/category/43-services/?sort_key=date_added&sort_order=desc

 

It asks me for

*

• Heatware
  Heatware
• Product Specifications
  Link to URL of specifications page
• Shipping & Postage *
   
•  
• Item Location *
  Country & City
• Currency *
   
•  
• Condition *
   
•  
• Return Policy *
   
•  
• Warranty Status *
• Payment Methods *
• Classifieds Rules *
  Yes
  I have read and will comply with the Classifieds Rules and HAVE AT LEAST 100 minimum posts. http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/323216-classifieds-buy-sell-and-trade-rules/
• Proof of Ownership Photo *
  Yes
  I HAVE included a Photo of the item itself along with a piece of paper with my Forum ID and the Date showing on it.

*

im not an object.. How do i fill this shit out

 

its annoying and weird

 

HELP

 

..RACISM....SEXISM.....HUMANISM

 

JUST BECAUSE IM A HUMAN MEANS IM AN OBJECT? FUCK YOU GO TO HELL

[AlTech]

EDIT: it just means take  photo of what your trying to sell 

[Shakaza]

What are you trying to sell?

HImself. Er, rather, services that he will provide.

[AlTech]

HImself. Er, rather, services that he will provide.

I edited it to give the solution.

[airdeano]

services are only used for approved vendors:

 

12. Classifieds BST Rules

This is currently in a rough state, rules highly subject to change:

• You use the classifieds section on Linus Tech Tips at your own risk. Linus Media Group Inc. is not responsible for the guarantee of the item arriving, payment being received or the safe storage of personal data.
• Must have a minimum of 100 posts on the forum before posting a classified
• You must include proof of ownership; normally a photograph with your username and the date the photo was taken written on a piece of paper with the item being sold - MUST BE LEGIBLE. No watermarks or other "digital" ways of adding in a ID and date.
• The classifieds section is for personal use only. There are some business sales, but only on approved sellers. For business inquiries, please contact an administrator for options.
• There are to be no links to eBay, Amazon, Gumtree, Craigslist or similar classifieds being posted.
• You must post on the page for the sale when the item has been shipped and when the item has been received.
• There are to be no sales of digital goods such as in game credits or digital download coupons.
• No software sales.
• Please do not cross post items. One advertisement per item.
• Due to various legal issues, there is no posting allowed of Windows media/software for sale/resale. As well, any other software that specifically prohibits 3rd party transfers is also not allowed.

You may NOT sell or list any of the following (including but not limited to):

• Weapons, explosives or any other "dangerous" items.
• Currencies of any kind, including crypto currencies (Bitcoin, Litecoin, etc.)
• Any item that may be illegal in your country or the buyers
• Any item that can not be legally shipped

As per the Advertising regulations, you cannot create a post anywhere on the forum to explicitly "advertise" your classified ad. You can however have a link to it in your signature as long as you adhere to all other signature rules.

 

otherwise, kinda straightforward..

got a heatwave account, post the url (can use eBay account, too)

link to the item spec page url

who's paying for the shipping - buyer or seller

location - type in city/state or city/country

currency - paid in what local currency

condition - select from drop down menu

return policy - if item is defective, who is covering the defect

warranty - does the item manufacturer have any applied warranty left on item

payment method - how does the buyer pay for the item to the seller

[Dragontamercos]

services are only used for approved vendors:

 

 

 

otherwise, kinda straightforward..

got a heatwave account, post the url (can use eBay account, too)

link to the item spec page url

who's paying for the shipping - buyer or seller

location - type in city/state or city/country

currency - paid in what local currency

condition - select from drop down menu

return policy - if item is defective, who is covering the defect

warranty - does the item manufacturer have any applied warranty left on item

payment method - how does the buyer pay for the item to the seller

But i cant sell myself

 

Im providing services