A Perfect Story

FairladyZ · April 28, 2015

Once upon a time, there had risen a pre-teenaged child, named Lenny. Lenny loved to play Xbox, he loved all the Call of Duty games, but he was a very disrespectful person. One day, Lenny was doing his usual, playing Call of Duty with a side of Mountain Dew and Doritos, sitting on a rooftop with the Barrett M82A1. Lenny loved this rooftop, as no enemy players had any idea as to where he had been hiding. One day, a new enemy player began to explore one of the not so expansive maps, and he happened to stumble upon Lenny's building. Lenny had run into a problem! This enemy was too close for him to use his high-tech scope, but too far to not use his scope! If he shot without the scope and missed, he would alert the enemy, thus scaring him off. After thinking for a long time, the player stumbled upon Lenny hiding behind the air duct system on the rooftop. Lenny began to scream very detailed explanations of how ugly the enemy's mother was, and how he was going to "rek his rektum". Lenny wasted an entire mag of ammo, and while reloading, the enemy popped Lenny with his pistol. Lenny was furious, screaming lines of curse words and other forms of profanity, he was enraged because the player had ended his 20 killsteak! Lenny respawned after his rambling, as he made his way quickly back to the rooftop. The player Lenny had stumbled upon earlier was still there, hiding in Lenny's spot! Lenny had a plan. Instead of not using the scope, or using it for a long time, he generated a way to be able to get medium range kills with his high tech scope! Lenny decided to aim his crosshairs roughly at the enemy, and being in the scope for a very short amount of time, perfected his aim and fired. Lenny had eliminated this enemy player! Later on, Lenny hopped from server to server using his new trick to achieve killstreaks never before seen. Soon, however, other players had learned his trickery, and this, quickscoping was born...

---This leads us well into 2015, where after years, Lenny lives on the be the ultimate MLG quickscoper. His One-Man-Clan makes FaZe and Optic Gaming seem like child's play.

------This story is ~~completely made up~~ 100% true, and this story is the reason we ended with this neat little unicode text face--

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