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What in the.. What!?

I thought i had seen everything when i noticed the "accounting" section of the steam store..

 

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Girls told me I didn't know anything about their bodies because I'm a boy

 
Now I'll show them
 
I'll show them all

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"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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Looks like game of the year material to me.

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--snip--

What the hell is this crap? Who would actually pay for this?

It's free to play.. Tempting though

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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What the hell is this crap? Who would actually pay for this?

 

Quoted from KazakiLion http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2xgrlw/just_found_this_on_steam_wtf/cozz354

It's a game from a two day game jam. They just need to be functional, look decent, and have an eye catching premise. Looks like it did its job to me. Haters gonna hate.

Oh, and it's online for free: http://ninasays.so/howdoyoudoit/

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I had sex 114 times and didn't get caught.

 

Top that scrubs

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more reviews?

 

 

 

Thanks to this game, gamers now can learn the long forgotten art in their community called sex. It was wise to release it on the most popular gaming platform so more of them will learn
What is "the sex"? Scientists have been studying this dark topic for years. "The sex" has been reported as far back as the 1920s, where "the sex" was featured in the newspapers around the world. It has been described as a "jolting, riveting experience" by Roger Ebert, who later went on to rate "the sex" 1 out of 4 stars. Very few people have had this "sex", and even fewer have lived to tell the tale. The survivors are much too traumatized to recall the "sex". After decades of searching for the answer, a developing team creates "How Do You Do It?", which is a true game, which talks about the most mysterious thing ever to grace the face of this Earth. If you do not know what this "sex" is, this game will blow your ♥♥♥♥ing mind.
Because children need to understand how plastic dolls are made.
 
Not only do they need to learn a warped perception of sex, just having those thoughts on their mind enough to role-play their conceptionilization of it with their toys isn't creepy at all.
 
Here's the story: Mom leaves girl home alone, girl immediately gets her dolls and takes their clothes off, and explores what she apparently saw in a movie that Mom should not have let her see. I'm not sure how the scoring system is figured out, but the player is also taught the importance of "not getting caught."
 
I hear the developer's next project is titled "How to talk to strangers" in which you explore your neighborhood and learn what the proper amount of candy is appropriate to be offerred before it is okay to get into unmarked vans.

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Some gems:

Interracial gang bang DLC when?

Asking the important questions right there

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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World fucked up is :o

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Yes, and is there a bad ending. If so it it 

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? Seems I'm off to play this  :mellow:

If that is in the game then.. I'd play it

 

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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