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Goat Army arises again!

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And the amazing game of the year, ranked as the best one by the amazing PewDiePie, Goat Simulator, Comes to the appstore!

 

With a whopping cost of 5.30 US Dollars...

 

You heard me, If you don't know what GS is:

 

"Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game."

 

And one of the key features listed:

 

1. You can be a Goat

2. Millions of glitches, we just patch the crashing ones out... EVERYTHING ELSE IS HILARIOUS!

 

But wait, therez moar!

 

Even the authors say that you DONT BUY THE GAME

 

"Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat."

 

Direct quotes from Official app on the Google APP STORE... ALSO AVAIBLE FOR IOS!

 

Yeh Yeh

 

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True story: I bought it, and then returned it around 3 minutes after downloading it and opening it. It was shit. r8 0/8 tri hard3r m8

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"you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat."

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But also remember, this got 100k downloads the first week!

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PewDiePie is a tool, and the game is AIDS. Wish ISIS would kidnap him.

Shot through the heart and you're to blame, 30fps and i'll pirate your game - Bon Jovi

Take me down to the console city where the games are blurry and the frames are thirty - Guns N' Roses

Arguing with religious people is like explaining to your mother that online games can't be paused...

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