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Another LOL commercial from microsoft :)

 

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once again Microsoft fail to tell us why a Surface Pro is good, and instead tell us that our current products are SHIT

 

What if somebody that uses macbooks wanted a surface pro along side? now they will just be offended and tell Microsoft to shove it

 

I am sick of these slanderous adverts, Microsoft and Samsung are really being pricks these days. For example I use iPhone, but I also use android devices, but since Samsung are more interested in telling me I am stupid for using an iPhone I will use a competitor instead like HTC

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not as bad as the others, and the end joke was decent

 

but still doesnt show why you would want one...

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once again Microsoft fail to tell us why a Surface Pro is good, and instead tell us that our current products are SHIT

 

What if somebody that uses macbooks wanted a surface pro along side? now they will just be offended and tell Microsoft to shove it

 

I am sick of these slanderous adverts, Microsoft and Samsung are really being pricks these days. For example I use iPhone, but I also use android devices, but since Samsung are more interested in telling me I am stupid for using an iPhone I will use a competitor instead like HTC

they told us its a tablet with a usb port... REVOLUTIONARY! :o

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they told us its a tablet with a usb port... REVOLUTIONARY! :o

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Oh look USB and SD :P

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once again Microsoft fail to tell us why a Surface Pro is good, and instead tell us that our current products are SHIT

 

What if somebody that uses macbooks wanted a surface pro along side? now they will just be offended and tell Microsoft to shove it

 

I am sick of these slanderous adverts, Microsoft and Samsung are really being pricks these days. For example I use iPhone, but I also use android devices, but since Samsung are more interested in telling me I am stupid for using an iPhone I will use a competitor instead like HTC

It kind of reminds me of a worse done version of apple's old comercials with the 'Mac' and 'PC'

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Oh look USB and SD :P

thats going to snap off... xD

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It kind of reminds me of a worse done version of apple's old comercials with the 'Mac' and 'PC'

 

Yeah, and they were awful! (though at least there were funny, these are just insulting)

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thats going to snap off... xD

 

Yeah and they are shit but still :P

 

having a USB port does not make your tablet great, and all android tablets support OTG too, 

 

There are some great things about the surface, but they never mention them they just go...LOL its touchscreen and the macbook isnt? Oh look we have USB Roflcopter

 

Why dont they just show somebody loading  up steam to play games, installing full photoshop on their tablet, proper microsoft office running, stuff that might interest people

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Yeah and they are shit but still :P

 

having a USB port does not make your tablet great, and all android tablets support OTG too, 

 

There are some great things about the surface, but they never mention them they just go...LOL its touchscreen and the macbook isnt? Oh look we have USB Roflcopter

 

Why dont they just show somebody loading  up steam to play games, installing full photoshop on their tablet, proper microsoft office running, stuff that might interest people

they showed PS in the ad :P and they pushed the office thing kinda hard with the first surface

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they showed PS in the ad :P and they pushed the office thing kinda hard with the first surface

 

They still spend too much time telling us why the products we already spent our hard earned money on are shit, instead of telling us why a surface pro is a great addition/replacement

 

Its equal to a car company going "Oh lol you have that car? that car is for gay people and people with brain damage, buy our car instead and you will become Jesus"

 

instead of going "oh look our car goes 0-60 in 5 seconds, gets great milage and looks sexy too, win win"

 

(actually that Jesus car advert would make me buy the car, I have broken my own analogy)

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They still spend too much time telling us why the products we already spent our hard earned money on are shit, instead of telling us why a surface pro is a great addition/replacement

 

Its equal to a car company going "Oh lol you have that car? that car is for gay people and people with brain damage, buy our car instead and you will become Jesus"

 

instead of going "oh look our car goes 0-60 in 5 seconds, gets great milage and looks sexy too, win win"

 

(actually that Jesus car advert would make me buy the car, I have broken my own analogy)

its ok, if i would turn into a horse if i bought the car i would buy the car.. xD

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its ok, if i would turn into a horse if i bought the car i would buy the car.. xD

 

I can sell you some magic beans that do that

might just grow a beanstalk though, no refunds

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I can sell you some magic beans that do that

might just grow a beanstalk though, no refunds

nah im good :P

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