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why is it that some lamps get turned on when you touch them?

Touch screen lamps. 

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Does that mean I can sensually touch my lamp, and then a baby lamp will be born?

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Does that mean I can sensually touch my lamp, and then a baby lamp will be born?

Yes but sometimes it will get born into a different family.

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how are baby lamps made?

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how are baby lamps made?

When 2 lamps shine very close to each other they make a very strong light. That strong light turns into a 3rd, baby lamp

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Has Ryan Higa ever abused you?

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What about the pixar lamp? Are all lamps just like that?

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Has Ryan Higa ever abused you?

Yes but then my gang of lamps scared him away.

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What about the pixar lamp? Are all lamps just like that?

Lamps have the power to be whatever they want to be. If they want to be like the Pixar lamp then yes they can be like that.

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Are you a socket lamp and if so how do you feel about solar powered lamps ?

I am. Soler powered lamps always think they are so special! Such show offs. They think they rule over other lamps but that's not true. In the lamp world if you read paragraph #871 of lamp rulesbook you will see it says a phrase called "lamp equality". 

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Yes but then my gang of lamps scared him away.

Did you receive any help from the fans who have also shared your plight?

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Why is a lamp when it flies? 

Because it's a lamp with wings?

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Because it's a lamp with wings?

incorrect. The correct answer is: "because when the higher it swims, yes"

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Did you receive any help from the fans who have also shared your plight?

No. Lamps and fans are enemies. 

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incorrect. The correct answer is: "because when the higher it swims, yes"

Actually no. I am a lamp, you are not. How could you possibly know about our species? 

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Actually no. I am a lamp, you are not. How could you possibly know about our species? 

You're not my real dad.

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No. Lamps and fans are enemies. 

I thought so, I thought though that maybe you would help each other under select circumstances such as the forementioned.

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why would you post this on a computer forum? are you a 12 y/o lamp?

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