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- Fixed a bug which caused players to stub their toes, resulting in a cursing shower

- Fixed a bug where players gained mass when consuming a large amount of calories

- The game was considered a bit too easy in financial matters, taxes have been raised, now you have to think more carefully about allocating your currency.

- Fixed a bug which made it impossible to get an entire bag of popped corn, players would always have unpopped corn left in the bag.

- Added random event 'Encounter friend'. Players are now able to recognize each other in public places like malls and clubs if they are friends, resulting in a surprised moment and buff called 'Hey, it's that guy!'. Temporarily increases happiness level.

Any more?

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Edit: never mind.

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CPU: Intel Core i5 2500K @ 4.0GHz Motherboard: Gigabyte Z68X-UD3H-B3 GPU: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 770 RAM: 12GB Corsair Vengeance DDR3 1600 Storage: Samsung 120GB 840 SSD Cooling: Corsair H100 with Noctuas Case: Fractal Arc Midi R2


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-Fixed a bug that caused people to buy consoles for some reason

"Anything that makes a console more like a PC, makes it better" 

-Linus Sebastian

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- Buffed all third world countries.

My Current Build: 

Intel i5 3570K @ 4.4GHz 1.11V, Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO, Asrock Z77 Extreme4, Corsair Vengeance 8GB 1600MHz, Samsung 840 EVO 250GB, Asus GTX 760 DCII Overclocked, Corsair CX600M

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- Fixed bug that caused NPC's of different colors to fight

 

- Fixed bug that caused currency to slowly lose value over time

 

- Fixed bug that caused screws to magically disappear when assembling PCs or furniture

 

- Fixed bug that caused NPC's memory to become corrupted in senior years

 

- Fixed bug that caused communism

 

- Fixed bug that caused anomalous countries other than America to exist

 

- Fixed bug that caused errors in grammar

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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- Unfixable bug found that causes NPC's and players to say such things as swag and yolo

- fixed bug that made nuclear energy look good

- fixed bug that turned some NPC'S into rapist or pedophiles.

- Added scripted event, puberty to all NPC'S and players

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As I get older I get angrier more cynical, meaner. I feel some warning posts coming. I feel a ban coming. I was warned.

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- Unfixable bug found that causes NPC's and players to say such things as swag and yolo

- fixed bug that made nuclear energy look good

- fixed bug that turned some NPC'S into rapist or pedophiles.

- Added scripted event, puberty to all NPC'S and players

 

nah nuclear ruuuules man. We wouldn't have any of the fallout games!

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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nah nuclear ruuuules man. We wouldn't have any of the fallout games!

lol, we need a nuclear war so we can run around in an NCR outfit in Nevada shooting the shit out of everything...i think some would disagree

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As I get older I get angrier more cynical, meaner. I feel some warning posts coming. I feel a ban coming. I was warned.

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-Fixed a bug that caused forum users to create a real life bugs and patches thread

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lol, we need a nuclear war so we can run around in an NCR outfit in Nevada shooting the shit out of everything...i think some would disagree

yeah but

 

Patch 0.7

 

- Fixed losers who wouldn't go ape-s*** if there was a nuclear war 

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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