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Jokes you can't evade

Nineshadow
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There are some jokes which are based on asking a person something and,depending on their answer,they should come up inferior(stupid),but those can be evaded by smart thinking.However,there's some jokes which always make you look stupid,no matter what you answer.

I'll start with this one which I made during my English class today.

 

"Do you know the rabbit who runs away from idiots/(anything you want)?"

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We all know there's some jokes which whatever you reply make you look bad.

I'll start with this one which I made during my English class today.

 

"Do you know the rabbit who runs away from idiots/(anything you want)?"

I use that one all the time.

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"OMG Slick took over Linus Tech Tips"   evade that if you can :P

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i can't remember any of those ones at the moment, but i knew something like this:

 

there are 4 types of people: the smart ones, the normal ones, and the ones that are so stupid they can't even count

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i can't remember any of those ones at the moment, but i knew something like this:

 

there are 4 types of people: the smart ones, the normal ones, and the ones that are so stupid they can't even count

you just made yourself stupid.lol.

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you just made yourself stupid.lol.

dats the point nienniennienshadow

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you just made yourself stupid.lol.

That's.the.joke.

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