I need HELP!

[jtmoseley]

Alright, so here's the rundown. There was a T-shirt design contest for my AP bio class. Mine happened to win almost unanimously, but unfortunately, the teacher wants it more "sciencey" 

Here is the shirt:

 

 

If you have any ideas, just tell me! 

I'm trying not to change the entire shirt, as it is now a meme. The only thing that should change is the potato man. I'm up for suggestions, and if you'd like, you can photoshop it yourself! Thanks for the help! 

 

 

P.S. looking to make it as derpy as humanly possible. It's going to be tie-dyed.

[Guest]

Have a bunsenburner boiling a hamburger bun and have it say: "You think you know pain? Bun sen Burn 'er!"

 

Stupid, yet genius and effective.

[Guest]

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I really wouldn't wear either, but its more scientific 

[jtmoseley]

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I really wouldn't wear either, but its more scientific 

The 2nd one was a good laugh haha.... I might just see if she will approve that

[Bitter]

I don't think anything could improve upon the minimalist aesthetic of the shirt, but I understand why the teacher says what they say. From an artistic/meme point of view it's perfect. From a school administration point of view it's 'this might get us in trouble',

[Dash Lambda]

Maybe make the potato face a shakily drawn capsaicin molecule? I'm currently trying to find a more directly related molecule, but hey, capsaicin sure as hell causes pain.

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EDIT: To be clear, the face would be drawn inside the ring.

[Skanky Sylveon]

 

 

 

 

That spells pain, those are all eliments on the perotic table.

 

EDIT: used higher resolution images.

[jtmoseley]

2 minutes ago, Bitter said:

I don't think anything could improve upon the minimalist aesthetic of the shirt, but I understand why the teacher says what they say. From an artistic/meme point of view it's perfect. From a school administration point of view it's 'this might get us in trouble',

Exactly! The original shirt design came from a T.K.O game, and I recycled it for this. I'm gonna get something setup as a plan B, but I also really want to keep it the way it is.... Its so minimalistic and satirical

[jtmoseley]

3 minutes ago, Skanky Sylveon said:

 

That spells pain, those are all eliments on the perotic table.

Interesting... I'll try to use that

[Bitter]

Pain is also french for bread, could work in a gluten reference as a double entendre or just use a loaf of bread.

[aezakmi]

Try with something related to the powerhouse of the cell, it's a bio class after all.

[jtmoseley]

20 minutes ago, jtmoseley said:

Interesting... I'll try to use that

 

24 minutes ago, Skanky Sylveon said:

 

That spells pain, those are all eliments on the perotic table.

Alright, this is what I managed to do with that idea:

 

Back of the shirt would remain the same. I think this is the idea that changes it the least while also making it science ish based. Thoughts? 

 

[Skanky Sylveon]

1 minute ago, jtmoseley said:

Back of the shirt would remain the same. I think this is the idea that changes it the least while also making it science ish based. Thoughts? 

I mean, I came up with it, so I have a clear bias.

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[ARikozuM]

You think you know pain? 

 

The substitute teacher wouldn't let us use liquid nitrogen unless we wore gloves. 

[jtmoseley]

1 minute ago, ARikozuM said:

You think you know pain? 

 

The substitute teacher wouldn't let us use liquid nitrogen unless we wore gloves. 

Oh no... doesn't it freeze the gloves on contact but not your skin? But then it would freeze your hand if you're wearing gloves? That must've been a shit show

[ARikozuM]

2 minutes ago, jtmoseley said:

Oh no... doesn't it freeze the gloves on contact but not your skin? But then it would freeze your hand if you're wearing gloves? That must've been a shit show

We spent about 20 minutes arguing. 

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Well, I didn't. I just continued sans gloves. 

But the class wasn't able to finish the experiment in time. 

 

The liquid has a very low viscosity so it beads right off your skin. If it pools in the glove, you're done since it drops temps to -100C (gonna need some verification) in seconds, so you're fucked. 

[jtmoseley]

2 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

We spent about 20 minutes arguing. 

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Well, I didn't. I just continued sans gloves. 

But the class wasn't able to finish the experiment in time. 

 

The liquid has a very low viscosity so it beads right off your skin. If it pools in the glove, you're done since it drops temps to -100C (gonna need some verification) in seconds, so you're fucked. 

Ah. I thought it was something to do with the temperatures being so different that it was physically unable to make contact with your skin, but by insulating yourself with gloves, it is possible to be frozen by it. I dunno

[ARikozuM]

3 minutes ago, jtmoseley said:

Ah. I thought it was something to do with the temperatures being so different that it was physically unable to make contact with your skin, but by insulating yourself with gloves, it is possible to be frozen by it. I dunno

I dunno either. It's been a few semesters and that was by far the least useful lab. 

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