is she lowkey suggesting that you're getting ugly?

Nah, I think it's because I just spent over $800 to upgrade my PC to 8th Gen, so it looks like she's trying to tie my spending!

But you can just share Prime with her account 

Just let it take over...

Your love-life will feel deader better sooner.

@djdwosk97 it's not available in Canada.

This is why I don't share online accounts  

i dunno about that, it's a weird policy when you get together with someone that you are planning to be together for a long time, you know , Trust issues.  should there be secrets? password barriers , finance secrets etc.

Sorry, but you can look over the shoulder. No access to my account from another PC...

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should there be secrets? 

There should be secrets. Some things, i.e. my purchases (if you follow my updates you'll know what I'm talking about), I would hide from my wife if they're entirely personal and non-destructive. Other things, i.e. buying a motorcycle, are passed by her before or after doing research to see how she feels about it. 

Trust also means allowing the other to hold secrets. 

I don't know, personally I don't have a problem with that.

She knows my email passwords and a few other accounts (including Amazon). I personally have nothing to hide from here (even trivial purchases). But it's the same on my side, I also have access to her accounts and emails but I trust her and I don't see why I would go and pry in her things.

When I look at something on Amazon, my mom will usually get an ad somewhere online for the same product.

Because of that, I refuse to search for certain things through Amazon.

She literally saw this today.

Actually, scratch that.  It's a lewd Neptunia figurine.

Not sure if I should link it or not.

Anyway, yeah.

Awkward

Twenty bucks says it was this one:

@ARikozuM Yup.

It's alright. I was looking at a few mannequins for costume making and... let's just say they were mannequins with a few more... "realistic" features... 

@ARikozuM Umm, did you reply to the right status update?

Yes, I did. Letting you know some of my Amazon blunders. Sara likes making costumes and asked me to buy a mannequin. Unfortunately, what flooded my "recommendations" were "mannequins"... 

Lewding a mod's status updates?

@wkdpaul can close it whenever he wants to. 

BUT HE CHOOSES TO LISTEN TO THIS SAUCY AMAZON FAN-FICTION. 

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 SAUCY AMAZON FAN-FICTION.

I don't think I want any fan-fiction that has the word "my mom" in it.

I'm just

And thus, @wkdpaul put the book down and set it to the flame. 

If I end up getting a warning point for this, i'm going to die laughing.

Maybe thinking about "my mom seeing my search history" lit his fire? The world is a vast place, after all. 

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"my mom seeing my search history" lit his fire?

'cuz he

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put the book down and set it to the flame