Why so pessimistic?

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@TVwazhere Nah, the airplane is not using maple syrup as fuel.

@PCGuy_5960 Are you trying to tell me Alex Trebek isnt the pilot and a Moose isnt the flight attendant? With in flight music provided by Rush?

@TVwazhere Yep 

We did a 4 hour flight from Chicago to San Diego and back  just over a month ago. That was more than long enough. I can't imagine 16hours...  Air Canada is much nicer than Unitied though. 

@MEC-777 Hell, Southwest is much nicer than United if you ask me.

United is really nice, if you like getting kicked out of the airplane (literally)

Technically it's no longer a metal can, the 787 airframe is made primarily of composites. 

16 hours, Montreal to Shanghai, it's going to be great, except for the 16 hours with an hyperactive 5  years old girl!

At least they have a good movie selection, that's under "top-rated"

Is it your 5 year old though?

Qantas has Mighty Car Mods on their flights. I wonder when is Air Canada going to be offering Scrapyard Wars onboard theirs. 

@TVwazhere yeah, she was ok though, lots of kids TV shows and movies, plus she slept twice, so in the end it was all good!

@BlueChinchillaEatingDorito wait, seriously? They have MCM? I hope they serve tofu burgers to complement that!

BTW, we're not in Kansas anymore!

My inner 4 year old only sees "pu dong"