/latest purchase to show off the item?

Specs?

10.4 Gigaborks of processing power, fairly slow, pretty warm, but we like her anyway

Realistically, she's kind of a dunce, likes to pee inside the house and bark at the cat. But otherwise she's an absolute sweetheart

>scrolls through all status updates

>sees pupper

>boops snoot

Just stained my monitor, thanks.