Build my meal

[79 Potatoes]

Budget: 0, I've some spare parts which I'll mention at the end of the post

So I don't want to think what to cook and my brain gave me the idea to ask here... There are a few rules:

-Don't mind if it looks "trollish", if it's edible and doesn't taste like shit then I'll take it

-Use the stuff in the list

 

What I have:

-Rice, 2 Kg if by some fancy reason you need to know

-Macaroni 1 kg

-Corn flakes: 500 g

-45 eggs

-Olive (~3l) and sunflower oil (1l)

-Orange blossom water: 1l

-Red wine: 1l

-Vodka: 1l (one that's good for sweet buns)

-Lemon Juice: ~1,5l

-Milk: 4l

-Shitton Spices

-A few walnuts and hazelnuts

-4 apples

-1 quince

-Tomato sauce

-Soy sauce

-Canned tuna: 560g without oil

-Half lettuce, one onion and 2 Carrots

-Mustard, ketchup, sriracha

...and I'm low on flour

 

Can you make a high-end dish with this part list?

 

[Nup]

Who has 45 eggs?

[NumLock21]

Take compost bucket and toss everything in, except for red wine and Vodka and crush it.

Take bottle opener and open both red wine and vodka

Bottoms up!

For red wine, wear a monocle before drinking

 

 

 

 

[PlayStation 2]

Just get a bag of Hot Cheetos and some Hot Pockets and call it a day /s

That's honestly one hell of an ingredients list. Just get wasted.

[79 Potatoes]

7 hours ago, Nup said:

Who has 45 eggs?

#WhenYouHaveAFriendWithChickens

[Nup]

4 hours ago, 79 Potatoes said:

#WhenYouHaveAFriendWithChickens

Ahhh ok ok, that makes mores sense, lukcy tho, must be some nice eggs! 

 

What did you end up having? 

[79 Potatoes]

5 hours ago, Nup said:

Ahhh ok ok, that makes mores sense, lukcy tho, must be some nice eggs! 

 

What did you end up having? 

Rice+tomato sauce+tuna and an omelette because it was fast to make

 

[NumLock21]

Make Sponge Bob!