need help

[David-McLean]

Guys I need help with a video I'm going to shoot, and I want to know if its a safe idea to jump out a 2 story building onto this bush.

[Adalhelm]

How good is your healthcare? Also wear long sleeves and cover your face. But I dont recommend it. 

[David-McLean]

Just now, Jorgen297 said:

no it's retarded to risk brain damage (even if the chance is 0.00001%) for a home made avant garde video like 50 people will watch

its no me whos dain it its a pal

 

[malon]

safe, not realy but you could end if fine, but please don't you have a high chance of either hurting yourself/ dying in a bad fall or scaring away birds.

If you want to do things like jumping from a2 story building go to a club/team/ several lessons on parcour/freerunning and safe falling

 

[HKZeroFive]

You'll survive. Injury-free? Probably not

 

I'd imagine the parents wouldn't be too pleased if you get hurt.

[dfhsrtjytdjkfgdh]

14 minutes ago, David-McLean said:

Guys I need help with a video I'm going to shoot, and I want to know if its a safe idea to jump out a 2 story building onto this bush.

Do you have life insurance?

[m0k]

No.

[Hero7750]

Do it

[dalekphalm]

2 hours ago, David-McLean said:

Guys I need help with a video I'm going to shoot, and I want to know if its a safe idea to jump out a 2 story building onto this bush.

Assuming you're serious about wanting to film someone jumping out a 2nd story room into a bush?

 

Man that's a fucking dumb idea.

You see the branches and roots in that bush? Yep. You're gonna be landing on those. Have fun probably breaking several bones.

 

You could literally die if you land wrong. A trained stunt professional could probably do it. But these are people with years of professional experience and know how to land properly... And no, you don't know how to land properly.

[stconquest]

...and then there is lethal penetration in the form of a branch...  imagine it right up your butt.

[mrchow19910319]

Don't do it. Are you planning to hurt someone? Or yourself? 

 

People these days are dumb. 

[stconquest]

Oh, and you don't jump into the bush for a shot...

 

You jump onto an airbag and angle the camera so it looks like you landed in the bush.  Then you cut and carefully place you body in the bush. Resume filming.

[dalekphalm]

7 minutes ago, stconquest said:

Oh, and you don't jump into the bush for a shot...

 

You jump onto an airbag and angle the camera so it looks like you landed in the bush.  Then you cut and carefully place you body in the bush. Resume filming.

Besides, those videos where someone "jumps" off a building into a bush or something, and the clip of the "person" landing in the bush is a super obvious dummy, that shit is hilarious.

 

The fakeness of it somehow makes it better.

 

I have no desire to watch a video of some jackass jumping off his balcony and immediately breaking 6 bones in his legs and arms.

[Quinnbeast]

DAE IT.