Some Sentences

[FireFox]

I have no idea what to title this so ''Some Sentences'' will do, I was linked to these which I thought were good in a mindf**king kind of way.

 

'If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON

... how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?'

 

'Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor

..and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?'

 

'Can fat people go skinny-dipping?'

 

'Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?'

 

'Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?'

 

'If all is not lost, where is it?'

 

'If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?'

 

'If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?'

 

'If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,

what happens when you turn on the headlights?'

 

'Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?'

 

'If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?'

 

I just picked some out at random, if you want to read more then the link is below.

 

Source - http://www.bitoffun.com/oneliners_why.htm

[Lyons]

http://www.punoftheday.com/

[jamese669]

I have no idea what to title this so ''Some Sentences'' will do, I was linked to these which I thought were good in a mindf**king kind of way.

 

'If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON

... how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?'

 

'Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor

..and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?'

 

'Can fat people go skinny-dipping?'

 

'Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?'

 

'Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?'

 

'If all is not lost, where is it?'

 

'If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?'

 

'If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?'

 

'If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,

what happens when you turn on the headlights?'

 

'Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?'

 

'If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?'

 

I just picked some out at random, if you want to read more then the link is below.

 

Source - http://www.bitoffun.com/oneliners_why.htm

but but but i have no answer for any of these hahah

[CjlabanG]

[Volbet]

"Why do churches need insurance?"

 

"Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"

[FireFox]

"Why do churches need insurance?"

 

"Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"

 

rofl I like it

[FireFox]

but but but i have no answer for any of these hahah

 

You'll live mate

[NewAndreas]

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=S&cat=5⊂=0501&page=1

[jamese669]

You'll live mate

i dont think i can hahaha

[Lamb]

I have one.

 

"Why can you throw a sticky semtex grenade?" (Get it because when you get stuck with it it can't come off. I don't know COD is weird like that)

[FireFox]

i dont think i can hahaha

 

lol fair enough *tries to think of something witty*

[jamese669]

lol fair enough *tries to think of something witty*

*somthing witty*

[UselessBread]

I have no idea what to title this so ''Some Sentences'' will do, I was linked to these which I thought were good in a mindf**king kind of way.

 

'If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON

... how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?'

 

'Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor

..and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?'

 

'Can fat people go skinny-dipping?'

 

'Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?'

 

'Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?'

 

'If all is not lost, where is it?'

 

'If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?'

 

'If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?'

 

'If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,

what happens when you turn on the headlights?'

 

'Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?'

 

'If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?'

 

I just picked some out at random, if you want to read more then the link is below.

 

Source - http://www.bitoffun.com/oneliners_why.htm

 

OK

 

'If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON

... how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?'

magic and glue. mostly magic.

'Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor

..and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?'

because lemons can burn down your house. you don't want that stuff.

'Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?'

Because zombies

'Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?'

So they don't feel the need to practice constantly.

'If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?'

She prefers whores and STDs.

'If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?'

I don't even...

'If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,

what happens when you turn on the headlights?'

no double light speed because Galiliei transformation only applies at low speeds. In fact calculating the lights resulting speed requires me to divide by zero, I am scared now.

'Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?'

Obviously they somehow have to make it to their target without bumping their head.

 

oh god this is an awful response.