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condom that changes colour

jos
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I think he/she/both might react poorly if i reach for a broom handle

 

You bring up a good point. Would it react to the regular bacteria in the butt? 

 

Another thing that would be bad is that i'm quite thurough when it comes to foreplay..

If the condom changes colour i'd probably be in the bathroom drinking drain cleaner....

Well there are other things too. Like fish, sausages, bottlenecks. Or maybe your finger.

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Well there are other things too. Like fish, sausages, bottlenecks. Or maybe your finger.

"One sec darlin'"

*Pulls out salmon*

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