Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[FPS with a Wacom Tablet]

READ THIS POST FIRST!! THEN READ THE LAST POST!!!

 

Essentially a copy of another forum game, I thought I'd start a new branch here. Here's the original post

 

I'm not sure if this kind of forum game already exists here. But I find these a lot on Kongregate.It's a game where a person makes a wish and then someone must make that wish come true but with a negative effect. A.K.A "corrupting" After a wish has been corrupted, the person responsible for corrupting must make a wish for the next person to corrupt.
 

EDIT: Planning on ways to make this FG more interesting. Maybe I would add the most creative/funny corruptions on the main page.

 

Edit #2: Just to avoid confusion, just use the very last post. If there are doubleposts (two replies, one wish), take the bottom one

 

Edit #3: Continue the post that has PROPER format on it. Otherwise the thread can't continue

 

 

 

Example: 

GenericHuman1: I wish for an apple.
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GenericHuman2: Granted, but that apple was poisoned.

GenericHuman2: I wish for a car.
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GenereicHuman3: Granted, but that car has an A.I and a mounted machine-gun. It's also programmed to shoot it's owner.

GenericHuman3: I wish for ... (And then this repeats)
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Some weird lols so far:

#1

 

I wish for AMD to stop rebatching all of their cards.

 

 

Granted, but power consumption increases with every release

 

I'll start the first wish. 

 

I wish Nutella was a viable way of cooling your PC.

[mrswagbhinav]

Granted, the Nutella brings your temps down to -50F but it explodes after sitting for 4 seconds

 

I wish for at least $700 to afford a gaming PC

[Decon]

wtf is this

[connorpiper]

I wish for a Sony VAIO Z. (Z3, 2012)

[FPS with a Wacom Tablet]

Granted, the Nutella brings your temps down to -50F but it explodes after sitting for 4 seconds

Make your wish as well, follow the format

[AJR]

I wish for a Sony VAIO Z. (Z3, 2012)

Granted, but it requires a playstation plus subscription to boot up.

 

I wish for AMD to stop rebatching all of their cards.

[Aniallation]

I wish for AMD to stop rebatching all of their cards.

Granted, but power consumption increases with every release

 

I wish for threads like this to actually be organized 

[evinta]

Granted but they are all painted pink and have leopad stripes on them.

 

I wish for a bottle of water

[FPS with a Wacom Tablet]

oops bad timing.. keep going 

[connorpiper]

Granted, but it requires a playstation plus subscription to boot up.

 

I wish for AMD to stop rebatching all of their cards.

Side note: I already have one...

[Yummychickenblue]

Granted, but power consumption increases with every release

 

I wish for threads like this to actually be organized 

Granted, the cookie was noticed by a bird and it attacked you for it.

 

I wish to have legally obtained $200

[FPS with a Wacom Tablet]

Granted but they are all painted pink and have leopad stripes on them.

 

I wish for a bottle of water

Granted, but that water was straight from the Whole Room Watercooling Project... yuk

 

I wish my car was a surround gaming PC

[Aniallation]

Granted, the cookie was noticed by a bird and it attacked you for it.

 

I wish to have legally obtained $200

Granted, but it's $200 in Vietnamese Dong.

 

I wish to have Andy Biersack (my profile pic) in bed with me.

[AJR]

 

connorpiper, on 04 May 2015 - 9:29 PM, said:

Side note: I already have one...

Granted, but it's $200 in Vietnamese Dong.

 

I wish to have Andy Biersack (my profile pic) in bed with me.

Granted, but he has genital warts.

 

I wish for Playstation Home to come back into existence.

[Yummychickenblue]

Granted, but it's $200 in Vietnamese Dong.

 

I wish to have Andy Biersack (my profile pic) in bed with me.

Granted, to obtain this you had too quit your job (or current education plan) and become a prostitute.

[FPS with a Wacom Tablet]

I love how the line just split in two...

[Aniallation]

Granted, but he has genital warts.

 

I wish for Playstation Home to come back into existence.

I used PS Home for like 10 minutes and it consisted of nothing but me walking around confused. 

 

I think I found a Ford showroom but that was it

[mrswagbhinav]

Granted, but he has genital warts.

 

I wish for Playstation Home to come back into existence.

Granted but it requires a PS4 along with a Sony TV and PS+ subscription to work

 

I wish for at least $700 to afford to build a gaming PC

[FPS with a Wacom Tablet]

Granted but it requires a PS4 along with a Sony TV and PS+ subscription to work

Make your wish

[evinta]

Granted, but that water was straight from the Whole Room Watercooling Project... yuk

 

I wish my car was a surround gaming PC

 

... which one before or after Linus replaced the tank

[FPS with a Wacom Tablet]

... which one before or after Linus replaced the tank

before

[evinta]

before

 

*throws it*

[FPS with a Wacom Tablet]

This thread deserves a good reset

 

Replying to this post:

 

Granted but it requires a PS4 along with a Sony TV and PS+ subscription to work

 

I wish for at least $700 to afford to build a gaming PC

 

Granted, but you're in 2005 and all the parts at the moment were terrible

 

I wish Linus did a Razer Blade 17 review

[Slash003]

This thread deserves a good reset

 

Replying to this post:

 

 

Granted, but you're in 2005 and all the parts at the moment were terrible

 

I wish Linus did a Razer Blade 17 review

Granted but he did a review on the a razor blade named 17 that was dull.

 

I wish I had a titan x

[mrswagbhinav]

Granted but he did a review on the a razor blade named 17 that was dull.

 

I wish I had a titan x

Granted but it melts if it goes over 20C

I wish I skipped Concepts of Algebra and went to Algebra 1 (Already skipping Pre-Al btw)