Funny items on Amazon?

[CartertheCOCguy]

What are your favorite/funniest items on Amazon? here is mine     http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JF6NF0C?psc=1

[mr.skyrim_pc]

The 55 gallon keg of lube.

[91wow]

What are your favorite/funniest items on Amazon? here is mine     http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JF6NF0C?psc=1

$475 WTF

[Tafel_Kafel]

http://www.amazon.com/Zombies-Xbox-360-Modded-Controller-Thumbsticks/dp/B00CNWTMVQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418660163&sr=8-1

[KE2012]

Not so much funny item but the reviews on it crack me up time after time.

 

Warning, don't click if your sensitive to swearing / sexual innuendos.

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1418663046&sr=8-4&keywords=hair+remover

[WinNut]

One time my mom and I were looking for "Bliss Ball" chocolates on Amazon, somehow a listing for an inflatable dildo, available in several sizes, showed up. My mom went like "OH SHIT" and covered the screen since my 10-year-old brother was there.

[TooManyErrors]

Not so much funny item but the reviews on it crack me up time after time.

 

Warning, don't click if your sensitive to swearing / sexual innuendos.

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1418663046&sr=8-4&keywords=hair+remover

I'm not sure whether to thank you for this or to wish you the fate of those who used this. I'm struggling to keep from getting caught by my teachers.

[MLG Doge]

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1418666654&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=Semen+Recipe+book

 

Semen for dinner anyone?

 

A Quote from the comments:

 

"I find the idea of a book full of semen recipes hard to swallow. The recipes are way too time consuming, with the book advising in some recipes for to you beat for such a long time to get a creamy batter, I found using electrical devices sped up this process significantly. some recipes really sucked, a few blow, and a few had to be spat out due to being way too salty, although the one involving the Tea bag was quite interesting... All in all though, anyone who buys this has to get a grip, I'm going to hand off my copy to someone else to see if they cum to the same conclusion!"

[Virgule]

http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Digital-Ethernet-Connection-meters/dp/B003CT2A6I/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418666907&sr=8-1&keywords=diamond+hdmi&pebp=1418666915473

 

for the reviews

[Briggsy]

http://www.amazon.com/UFO-02-magnetometer-interfaced-controller-anomalies/dp/B000FVUKKO

 

You never know when those pesky Aliens will try to probe you in your sleep. also, the reviews are funny.

[Virgule]

http://www.amazon.com/UFO-02-magnetometer-interfaced-controller-anomalies/dp/B000FVUKKO

 

You never know when those pesky Aliens will try to probe you in your sleep. also, the reviews are funny.

LOL those reviews

 

"more accurate than the voices in my head" 

[terrytek]

A condom from 1934,

[IdeaStormer]

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1418666654&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=Semen+Recipe+book

 

Semen for dinner anyone?

 

A Quote from the comments:

 

"I find the idea of a book full of semen recipes hard to swallow. The recipes are way too time consuming, with the book advising in some recipes for to you beat for such a long time to get a creamy batter, I found using electrical devices sped up this process significantly. some recipes really sucked, a few blow, and a few had to be spat out due to being way too salty, although the one involving the Tea bag was quite interesting... All in all though, anyone who buys this has to get a grip, I'm going to hand off my copy to someone else to see if they cum to the same conclusion!"

 

Great! Now I ended up reading the comments on all the recommended buys... funny stuff :lol: