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ShiverMePenguins
By ShiverMePenguins
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bring it on. i have about 6 copies. i will email you directly (whomever i choose). and will ask for an email to give the key to you via steam.

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Moved to PC gaming

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Because North Koreas missiles cant reach that far!

LOL!

Hope I could help!

Specs: CPU: AMD FX-8320 @4.0ghz GPU: ASUS DCUII GTX 770 PSU: EVGA Supernova 750g CASE: Fractal Define R4 RAM: 8 Gigabytes ADATA 1333 Mhz MOBO: GIGABYTE GA-990FXA-UD3

 

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sorry if this offend anyone but...

 

What is a Mexicans favorite sport...

 

Cross-country

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If your phone gets wet, leave it overnight in a bag of rice. 

It'll attract an Asian, who will fix it because they're good with electronics

My specs:Fractal Define R4, i5 2550k, Asus GTX 560ti 2GB, Samsung 840 pro 120GB SSD, 16GB Corsair Vengeance RAM ,Seagate Barracuda 2TB, Corsair 600w PSU

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i'm a Muffin.

CPU: Intel Core i7 6700K RAM: 16GB G.Skill Trident Z @ 3200Mhz GPU: Nvidia GeForce GTX 1080ti MoBo: MSI Z170 Krait Gaming 3X Cooler: NZXT Kraken X52 Case: Corsair Obsidian 450D HDD/SSD: (Boot) Intel 750 Series 400GB, (Games) Samsung 850 EVO 500GB, (Data) Samsung 850 EVO 500GB PSU: Silverstone Strider Plus 750W Keyboard: CM Masterkeys Pro L w/ Cherry MX Blues Mouse: Logitech G900 Monitor: Acer X34 Predator @ 100hz

Phone(s): Samsung Galaxy S8+

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If your phone gets wet, leave it overnight in a bag of rice. 

It'll attract an Asian, who will fix it because they're good with electronics

LOL +1

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Because North Koreas missiles cant reach that far!

LOL!

LOL that was amazingly hilarious

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Once my grandfather was cleaning his septic tank and while he was doing that I was on the toilet. Suddenly he saw my shit fall into the septic tank(it goes through the toilet through a pipe and there well ya know). And he is like: Were you on the toilet? And I came out LOLing and said: yes

BLAOW!!!!

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3xh7rYb.jpg

one image is better than a thousand words...

Looking around,

bla bla bla this, meh that!

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Once my grandfather was cleaning his septic tank and while he was doing that I was on the toilet. Suddenly he saw my shit fall into the septic tank(it goes through the toilet through a pipe and there well ya know). And he is like: Were you on the toilet? And I came out LOLing and said: yes

that was actually very funny.

 

3xh7rYb.jpg

one image is better than a thousand words...

that was kind of gross.

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1.I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils...

2.Sorry, I can't talk to you my cell phone broke.

3.A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

4.The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

5. want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry. U laugh I laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down & den... I laugh again

6.A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.

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