Your embarrassing stories thread

[Enf1]

I needed a shit, so I pathetically ran off the bus and onto oncoming traffic, dodging cars on a busy road to get to a McDonalds toilet. When I get there, I take the first (and only) cubicle available and unleash this FILTHY watery mushy shit. Only to realise that theres no toilet paper. I had my college bag with me, so I start frantically ripping pages out my notebook and try to wipe with that. Nope its too mushy and it just spreads it about my ass. It gets better, the toilet wont flush away my maths questions which happen to be covered in my poop. So After standing there for around 5 minutes with my pants round my ankles and a pile of physics work covered in shit blocking the toilet, I come up with a genius idea. I start taking multple bits of paper out my notebook and sculpt them inside my briefs to create a diaper contraption. Great success. I pulled up my pants and walked out of McD's with a fuking paper diaper. After spending around 10 minutes standing at the bus stop outside, I realise that I can't even get on the bus with my stinky ass. So I walk home (over one mile) with a paper nappy, on a busy road with scrunching noises coming from my pants, covered in chit.

[1funnygame]

I needed a shit, so I pathetically ran off the bus and onto oncoming traffic, dodging cars on a busy road to get to a McDonalds toilet. When I get there, I take the first (and only) cubicle available and unleash this FILTHY watery mushy shit. Only to realise that theres no toilet paper. I had my college bag with me, so I start frantically ripping pages out my notebook and try to wipe with that. Nope its too mushy and it just spreads it about my ass. It gets better, the toilet wont flush away my maths questions which happen to be covered in my poop. So After standing there for around 5 minutes with my pants round my ankles and a pile of physics work covered in shit blocking the toilet, I come up with a genius idea. I start taking multple bits of paper out my notebook and sculpt them inside my briefs to create a diaper contraption. Great success. I pulled up my pants and walked out of McD's with a fuking paper diaper. After spending around 10 minutes standing at the bus stop outside, I realise that I can't even get on the bus with my stinky ass. So I walk home (over one mile) with a paper nappy, on a busy road with scrunching noises coming from my pants, covered in chit.

0.0 i dont know if i can come close to that...........thankfully 

[T.Vengeance]

Tore my pants in school, and couldn't go home. 

[Nineshadow]

Tore my pants in school, and couldn't go home. 

Ah,happened so many times to me.

[helping]

 

pce, can't compete with that

[Phart]

not sure about the credibility of that story...

 

Anyways, mine would have to be when I was in middle school.  The jazz band was going to a theme park where we were to play.  After we played, we were allowed to go off in groups to ride some rides.  There was a roller coaster there, probably the most popular attraction.  Of course, pretty much everyone went on it.  So, my friend and I decided it would be a good idea to flip off the camera that took a picture as we went by.  We probably would of gotten away with it, however we were all required to wear our school's band t-shirts.  Since they had physical evidence to send to the school (photos), it was almost guaranteed that I got in trouble.  Oh how I hated 7th grade. 

[Enf1]

not sure about the credibility of that story...

 

I'm many things, but not a liar

[scaryjam823]

I needed a shit, so I pathetically ran off the bus and onto oncoming traffic, dodging cars on a busy road to get to a McDonalds toilet. When I get there, I take the first (and only) cubicle available and unleash this FILTHY watery mushy shit. Only to realise that theres no toilet paper. I had my college bag with me, so I start frantically ripping pages out my notebook and try to wipe with that. Nope its too mushy and it just spreads it about my ass. It gets better, the toilet wont flush away my maths questions which happen to be covered in my poop. So After standing there for around 5 minutes with my pants round my ankles and a pile of physics work covered in shit blocking the toilet, I come up with a genius idea. I start taking multple bits of paper out my notebook and sculpt them inside my briefs to create a diaper contraption. Great success. I pulled up my pants and walked out of McD's with a fuking paper diaper. After spending around 10 minutes standing at the bus stop outside, I realise that I can't even get on the bus with my stinky ass. So I walk home (over one mile) with a paper nappy, on a busy road with scrunching noises coming from my pants, covered in chit.

Alternatively you could have just waited for another open stall and get toilet paper from that stall...

[Phart]

I'm many things, but not a liar

ok, I guess I'll take your word for it.

[Enf1]

Alternatively you could have just waited for another open stall and get toilet paper from that stall...

Thats the thing. There was only one cubicle in the male toilet, if there was another stall there wouldn't have been a problem. It was only after I got home I realised that McDonalds have napkins that you can freely take LOL

[Guest GRRigger]

I know one really nasty story on the internet, but really funny, embarrasing. I am not sure if i am allowed to even post here, so i wont. Anyone interested, PM me and i send you link. The first time i read it, my face and stomach muscles hurt

What makes it even better, are pictures

[Nineshadow]

I know one really nasty story on the internet, but really funny, embarrasing. I am not sure if i am allowed to even post here, so i wont. Anyone interested, PM me and i send you link. The first time i read it, my face and stomach muscles hurt

What makes it even better, are pictures

Ooooh...I can feel it already.

[Guest GRRigger]

Ooooh...I can feel it already.

i can post preview before you judge by the picture and call me immature, this is story is really  funny and i dont know if there is something more nasty and crazy embarrasing on the internet.

now you can call me immature as you want

[Nineshadow]

i can post preview

Is that all the story,or does it continue?Because if it does...oh boy.

[Guest GRRigger]

Is that all the story,or does it continue?Because if it does...oh boy.

I can tell, this is the most absurd, funny and embarrasing thing i ever read. It really is. I send you pm haha.

[Fred Castellum]

 

Reaction to after reading your story....

[Aleppi]

I know one really nasty story on the internet, but really funny, embarrasing. I am not sure if i am allowed to even post here, so i wont. Anyone interested, PM me and i send you link. The first time i read it, my face and stomach muscles hurt

What makes it even better, are pictures

Send it to me

[Swegly]

[Nineshadow]

The story @ gave me outclasses this one by far.

[Enf1]

The story @ gave me outclasses this one by far.

Yeah ive read that one before, its pretty horrific. But these storys w/pics that come from 4chan are a little suspicious

[Aleppi]

Yeah ive read that one before, its pretty horrific. But these storys w/pics that come from 4chan are a little suspicious

Send it to me please

[1funnygame]

the only thing i ever think of is when i was small i think about 9 or 10 and i was going to a new school and when i went to the bathroom i saw what i thought for some reason was a girl and said "hey why are you in here isnt this the boys room" oh god

[Enf1]

Send it to me please

I've not read it in like a year, i just remember the pic

[Guest GRRigger]

Yeah ive read that one before, its pretty horrific. But these storys w/pics that come from 4chan are a little suspicious

yea, a little spoiler for you; its fake. but the guy who made it up is smar guy none the less

 

it was posted on bodybuilding forums

[Enf1]

yea, a little spoiler for you; its fake. but the guy who made it up is smar guy none the less

 

it was posted on bodybuilding forums

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