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GF: I am hungry

Me: OK, I'll make us something to eat while you chose our TV program. 

GF: You can chose...

Me: Cool, there's this new LTT Video I'd love to watch. 

*silence*

GF: Do you use that new and very sharp knife to make food? 

Me: yes....?

GF: Please stab yourself with it. 

 

 

THAT'S How much females love @LinusTech

  1. TVwazhere

    TVwazhere

    I fucking clapped my hands at that unintentionally

     

    10/10

  2. Techstorm970

    Techstorm970

    "Hey girl, you asked me to pick something..." 😂

     

    *insert unknown amount of minutes spent teasing and pissing her off*
     

    *then y'all stop wasting time and pick something and she cuddles up and says "I love you"*
    ...

    ...

    ...

    Spoiler

    Yes, I'm lonely.  Shut up.

     

  3. FloRolf

    FloRolf

    @Techstorm970 i already spent WAY too much time pissing her off :D

     

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