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Signs You Might Be A SysadminYou see a bumper sticker that says "Users are Losers" and you have no idea it is referring to drugs.Your sleep schedule is similar to that of the great horned owl.You make more than all of the MBAs you know who actually finished college.You have enough computing power in your house or apartment to renderobscene pictures of upper management people.Your idea of a social event is going to a Non-Disclosure Discussion.The last time you wore a tie was your high school graduation.The last time you kissed someone was in high school."What? No raise? No Backups, then!"You have a vanity plate on your car that names part of the Unix File System.You have ever uttered the phrase "I will be working from home today so I can avoid wearing pants." A network administrator, a systems engineer and an IT Director were walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the systems engineer. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman." Poof! He's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the network administrator. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional volleyball player on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! She's gone. "You're next," the Genie says to the IT Director. The IT Director says, "I want those two back at their desk after lunch."

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