Actually they're cousins!

explains why both of them are shit

If you're looking at the wikipedia page for Lisa it's wrong. The source for it says that Lisa's grandfather and Jensen's mom are siblings. Not sure why Lisa's page says they're cousins Jensen's wiki page lists it correctly

Either way, they're related.

Family reunions must be weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird.

CES must be weird

No wonder they're gunning for each other half of the time. 

And by "gunning" I mean "green is releasing "new, but shit" and red is releasing "old, but still shit"".