What if...

[SupremeGOAT]

1. you called your local police station for help and they asked "how  the hell did you get this number?!?"
2. bees were the size of dogs and one stung you...
3. you woke up to find out that the internet and phone services were down and all pants and or skirts were missing from your house and all your underwear had big holes in the front
4. you pooed kfc... (would you sell it?) 0,0
5. aliens came to you and told you that you are their leader spy sent to earth to gather intel and they can restore your memory and all you have to do is go with them...
6. you saw a real life dragon (would you tell people?)
7. what you thought was true all along and the government has tiny cameras in your house watching you

[PlayStation 2]

What if...

you were on drugs?

[EPENEX]

1 hour ago, SupremeGOAT said:

what you thought was true all along and the government has tiny cameras in your house watching you

This isn't a what if scenario, that is true. They are always watching.

[SupremeGOAT]

1 minute ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

What if...

you were on drugs?

Drugs are never the answer. I suppose you're asking what influenced those scenarios o.o.... hmm...

1. I called up my uncle whos a cop (used some1 elses phone) and thats how he answered 
2. a bee stung my dog
3. was laundry day 
4. you dont wanna know
5. dream i had
6. you wouldn't believe me
7. facebook

[PlayStation 2]

1 minute ago, SupremeGOAT said:

Drugs are never the answer. I suppose you're asking what influenced those scenarios o.o.... hmm...

1. I called up my uncle whos a cop (used some1 elses phone) and thats how he answered 
2. a bee stung my dog
3. was laundry day 
4. you dont wanna know
5. dream i had
6. you wouldn't believe me
7. facebook

GIVE ME NUMERO FOUR

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