The Continuous Clean Joke

[Geekazoid]

Hey guys,

Everybody can do with a laugh sometimes and so I thought I would start a continuous joke topic where someone starts the joke and it just continues on and on for as long as it can. However there is, as you can probably tell, one simple rule and that is..."keep it clean".

I"ll start.

There were 3 guys...

[miyabwah]

wanna see a good joke? look in the mirror too mean.

let me think of one..

LGA775!

that's a good joke, right?

[neision]

So I went to see a pirate movie.. but I couldn't get in because.... it was rated R...............#stale

[Geekazoid]

So I went to see a pirate movie.. but I couldn't get in because.... it was rated R...............#stale

Haha, grandpa joke.

[felixbearpig]

my first corny joke of the day:

 

 

How do you make an egg-roll? 

 

you push it .

 

[Morpheus]

wanna see a good joke? look in the mirror too mean.

let me think of one..

LGA775!

that's a good joke, right?

 

So I went to see a pirate movie.. but I couldn't get in because.... it was rated R...............#stale

guys read the last line in the post

[boggle4321]

why do french people only use one egg in an omelet?

 

because in France, an egg is en-ouef

[neision]

guys read the last line in the post

 

 

 

ur too slow on the keyboard m8

[neision]

why do french people only use one egg in an omelet?

 

because in France, an egg is en-ouef

 

 

I see what you did there

[TopWargamer]

France made it to the Moon once and planted their white flag of victory upon its surface.

 

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?

Nothing you racist bastard.

 

I maed ite to the speling be once. I don't no wy I lost.

[Morpheus]

ur too slow on the keyboard m8

what...?

[neision]

what...?

 

 

 we couldn't wait for you to start

[piplupgao]

There were 3 guys...

who walked into a bar, you'd think one of them would've ducked.

[felixbearpig]

who walked into a bar, you'd think one of them would've ducked.

lol these story jokes just dont work

[piplupgao]

lol these story jokes just dont work

YOU LAUGHED WHICH MEANS IT WAS FUNNY WHICH MEANS IT WAS A JOKE (more like an anti-joke)

[Giggitygoebbels]

DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY <-oops these words are not 'clean',the rules have been broken.

[neision]

My friends tell me NEW GEN CONSOLES are better than PC.
LOL..... a classic  :')  -wipes tear-

[James_AJ]

DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY <-oops these words are not 'clean',the rules have been broken.

damn anarchist.

 

Joke: once upon a time, NSA existed to respect people's privacy.................. sorry I can't do it that's a horrible lie

 

here's an actual one: What do you call a yellow calculator? NOT ASIAN YOU RACIST BASTARD

Okay, another one: What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four...................AND SO CAN THE BLACK GUY YOU DUMDUM. Obviously one's a human and the other's a pizza

Another one: What does PETA stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals.

 

And you guys probably know this one. It's an old joke told across generations and of course people memorize this joke:

You have two cows.

In China, all sources that suggest you have more than two cows have been blocked from public view due to their potentially corrosive effect on societal harmony.

In Europe, the EU declares them to be fruit in order to conform to a rare Belgian custom of making Cow Jam (jam being required to have at least 45% fruit).

In Germany, you engineer them so that they live for a hundred years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

In France, you go on strike demanding three cows.

In Greece, you tell people that you have two cows and go to a strike. Also, you charge Angela Merkel of stealing them.

In Italy, their leather jackets are stunning.

In North Korea, you have the cows because of the benevolent wisdom of the Dear Leader Kim Jong Il- I mean Kim Jong un. Also, the cow missed a curfew and it was killed for the benefit of the public, as told by the government.

In South Korea, you drink too much alcohol while cooking the beef and come up with the next big smartphone.

In Russia, you count them and it turns out you have 12. You count them again and you have 52. You count them again and you have 6. You stop counting and open another vodka bottle.

In Soviet Russia, two cows have you.

In US, due to all the fast food and lack of exercise, you almost weigh the same as the two cows.

 

And last one, I promise, "In capitalist America, banks rob you!"

 

I lied. Two guys fight in Russia. One is team Putin and the other is... team Putin.

 

Tearable jokes, I know.

 

Ooooh another one: a guy walked into a bar....................... and had a concussion, what else did you think would happen?

aaaannnd another joke: "YouTube HD video quality"