Things to do with lasers

[Lord Nicoll]

I've kinda run out of ideas playing with my laser, kinda waiting until I buy my next one, I've burned shit with this one, pointed it into the sky, not much more to do that I can think of. Anyone got any ideas that aren't illegal/dangerous? The laser in question is a "200"mW 532nm, I say 200 in quotation marks as it doesn't seem as bright as other 150 and 200 milliwatt lasers, and came from china, but that might just mean it isn't as good, either way it's a nice fucking around laser. 

 

Edited May 30, 2017 by Lord Nicoll
wrong photo, it was blurry

[ARikozuM]

Burn through locks!

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Though a can of duster would break it much faster.

 

[Himommies]

Blind pepole

[Lord Nicoll]

Just now, ARikozuM said:

Burn through locks!

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Though a can of duster would break it much faster.

 

I think the CO2 laser I'm restoring can do that if focused and used to make plasma, it did come from a laser cutter, but I think the glass envelope is cracked and that isn't really possible to fix. 

[Marcseli]

create a cool mirror system

[Lord Nicoll]

Just now, Himommies said:

Blind pepole

 

4 minutes ago, Lord Nicoll said:

that aren't illegal/dangerous?

 

[Lord Nicoll]

1 minute ago, Marcseli said:

create a cool mirror system

I tried something like that but I ran out of mirrors quickly as I'm male, I don't really have that many. 

[Marcseli]

Just now, Lord Nicoll said:

 

 

Its not illegal if you dont do it on purpose.

 

 

 

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[Lord Nicoll]

Just now, Marcseli said:

Its not illegal if you dont do it on purpose.

 

 

 

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Bodily harm is illegal whether intentional or not lol. I'd still get in serious trouble, although even more if I was arrested, I do other stuff that I shouldn't that involves perfectly legal things. 

[Marcseli]

Just now, Lord Nicoll said:

Bodily harm is illegal whether intentional or not lol. I'd still get in serious trouble, although even more if I was arrested, I do other stuff that I shouldn't that involves perfectly legal things. 

You're no fun

[Lord Nicoll]

Just now, Marcseli said:

You're no fun

I am but you need to get me really drunk at which point it's technically rape

[Lord Nicoll]

1 minute ago, Lord Nicoll said:

I am but you need to get me really drunk at which point it's technically rape

@ARikozuM apparently this is informative lol 

[Marcseli]

Just now, Lord Nicoll said:

I am but you need to get me really drunk at which point it's technically rape

hahahaha, in which case i will restate my thesis and tell you to get drunk with your laser.

[ARikozuM]

Just now, Marcseli said:

hahahaha, in which case i will restate my thesis and tell you to get drunk with your laser.

@Lord Nicoll Take the laser out for dinner first.

[Lord Nicoll]

Just now, Marcseli said:

hahahaha, in which case i will restate my thesis and tell you to get drunk with your laser.

I wouldn't be able to blind myself let alone hold it steady enough to blind someone else hahaha. 

[Lord Nicoll]

4 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

@Lord Nicoll Take the laser out for dinner first.

it went really well, I'm taking it out again next Friday to the movies and then bowling. I think it might be the one. 

[Droidbot]

Shine it in the eyes of pilots at the airport and cause 5/30

[Lord Nicoll]

Just now, Droidbot said:

Shine it in the eyes of pilots at the airport and cause 5/30

I live within laser shot of the air port, that bit of sky is one of the few places that aeroplanes don't go over, so it might be possible, however a pilot was recently blinded permently in one eye while trying to land there and it didn't crash so either they where a casual cretin or a pussy pilot

[Marcseli]

4 minutes ago, Lord Nicoll said:

it went really well, I'm taking it out again next Friday to the movies and then bowling. I think it might be the one. 

I approve of this. 

[Lord Nicoll]

Just now, Marcseli said:

I approve of this. 

I'm still laughing at this, I'm like a school girl

[Marcseli]

Just now, Lord Nicoll said:

I'm still laughing at this, I'm like a school girl

The laser is like "what are you trying to make with the eggs and the banana..."

[Lord Nicoll]

Just now, Marcseli said:

The laser is like "what are you trying to make with the eggs and the banana..."

I'm hopping to put them back before someone sees me carrying that plate and things I mixed something funky with my whiskey (I didn't this time)

[Marcseli]

Just now, Lord Nicoll said:

I'm hopping to put them back before someone sees me carrying that plate and things I mixed something funky with my whiskey (I didn't this time)

That laser sure does think that though

[Lord Nicoll]

Just now, Marcseli said:

That laser sure does think that though

the laser only has TTL, a diode and a TEC, due to this inherant nature sadly it is not sentient or capable of any form of self awareness beyond TTL and On/Off, it lives a life of rated 5000 hour and anything more is just luck. 

[Marcseli]

2 minutes ago, Lord Nicoll said:

the laser only has TTL, a diode and a TEC, due to this inherant nature sadly it is not sentient or capable of any form of self awareness beyond TTL and On/Off, it lives a life of rated 5000 hour and anything more is just luck. 

you lost me at diode