What are your techniques for awkwardly carrying a computer case onto a bus?

[Acorn Eyes]

2 minutes ago, rjfaber91 said:

Put a fake invoice on the front with the sender address saying something like this:

 

ISIS RMA Department

666 Nitroglycerin Lane

Raqqah IS1 507

Syria

 

That ought to do it.

Better to go legit: 

ISIS Canada- P.O. Box #31046, 725 College St. West, Toronto, Ontario

[rjfaber91]

1 minute ago, Acorn Eyes said:

Better to go legit: 

ISIS Canada- P.O. Box #31046, 725 College St. West, Toronto, Ontario

No, if you're going to do it, you need to go totally OTT, because otherwise Murphy's Law dictates you'll happen to find yourself on the bus with some utter cretin who doesn't get the joke and actually ends up calling the police...