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Holy shit! 

export PS1='\[\033[1;30m\]┌╼ \[\033[1;32m\]\u@\h\[\033[1;30m\] ╾╼ \[\033[0;34m\]\w\[\033[0;36m\]\n\[\033[1;30m\]└╼ \[\033[1;37m\]'


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Bottom line: You need new friends.

"And yet my mind is screaming, provoked in an icy sweat. It’s pleading and begging for a release, scraping the walls of a padded cell, pounding hopelessly at the floors that won’t even deliver the gift of pain."  - Why I Don't Dream Anymore

 

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Well, I'll be right back. I need to clear my YouTube and internet history. And I also need to get the terrible mental image of a man's testicles in a speedo out of my mind.

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Well, I'll be right back. I need to clear my YouTube and internet history. And I also need to get the terrible mental image of a man's testicles in a speedo out of my mind.

 

Not even a speedo. It's a Japanese school girl bathing uniform D,:

export PS1='\[\033[1;30m\]┌╼ \[\033[1;32m\]\u@\h\[\033[1;30m\] ╾╼ \[\033[0;34m\]\w\[\033[0;36m\]\n\[\033[1;30m\]└╼ \[\033[1;37m\]'


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I find this very difficult to fap to... :p

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Yeah... I gave up 50 seconds in.

I skipped to the end and he started giving a doorknob a bj.

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Not even a speedo. It's a Japanese school girl bathing uniform D,:

 

I will forever be scarred  :blink:

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My friend sent me this link and I felt sufficiently terrified to share it with all of you.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XStTAiiwDEw Captions are recommended and please do it while you are alone. I'm still not sure what he is trying to do.

Gonna beat you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWE-ELj88Y

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Ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

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im pretty sure with the way the internet is heading. our children will soon find 2 girls 1 cup amusing

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Watched the whole thing,

 

 

i'm not proud of it. but it happened...

#KilledMyWife 

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I should get an award for still being here at this point 

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Oh it's Melon Pan. I like that guy.

Eh got a harem of dakis and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

No but seriously, I don't see anything that wrong with this guy. He is too obsessed with anime, but he is happily married (yes, he got a wife) and seem to have the finances required to do exactly what he wants with his hobby, and he doesn't care what other people think of him.

I am very jelly of all his dakis.

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He licks/eats every figurine he picks. WTF.

 

Germany + Japan then = Near Unstoppable Alliance

 

Germany + Japan now = This.

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