Humble Bundle Steam Giveaway

[rpellumbi]

ALL GAMES ARE GONE. Sorry Folks.

But by all means keep the jokes coming

 

 

I have these following games for steam.

 

 

Dead Space

Burnout Paradise: The ultimate Box

Crysis 2 maximum edition

Medal of Honor

Mirrors edge

 

I will be giving them away. Post below for an entry. 

 

Post the game(s) you want in the description and tell me a joke.

 

Best jokes win.

 

If you have anything to trade pm me and it is yours. Otherwise may the best joke win... 

 

Reason for giveaway is I didn't realize their was a steam section for the keys (EPIC FACEPALM) so they all got redeemed on origin.

[CoolBeans]

Burnout or Crysis 2

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

[ANUPLUCIFERGAMER]

judge: why did you hit your husband with the chair?

lady: because the table was tooo heavy! :P

Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your little sister?

Peter: Well, Daddy, we were playing Adam and Eve with the apple and all. Well, instead of tempting me with that apple, she ate the thing herself!

laeving deadspace,burnout and crysis,any game would be appreciated!!

[M-ursu]

Medal of Honor (any game is fine)

Joke:

Why did dog went into bar?

-he wanted to drink!

Then everyone was like this:

[prolemur]

Medal of Honor or  Crysis 2 

 

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost.  He reduces height and spots a man down below.  He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist. "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone." The man below replies, "You must work in management." "I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?" "Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

 

Thanks for the giveaway!

[ViperGTX88]

MOH STEAM

 

I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.

 

[Long_spook094]

Hello i would like Crisys 2 maximum edition or dead space 3

 

What do you call a abo with yellow teeth?

 

a crunchie!

[Scottonpc]

Medal of Honor

 

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[robinonhea]

Mirror Edge 
 

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.

"A B C D E F G H I J L K M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z ."

"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?

"It's running down my leg."

[veboys79]

Burnout Paradise: The ultimate Box

 

Continue the charity, so we can level up on steam and become Admin.

[vandanved]

Burnout Paradise: The ultimate Box

 

Continue the charity, so we can level up on steam and become Admin.

are u giving it?

If yes then i want it

[veboys79]

are u giving it?

If yes then i want it

hahaaaaaaa. I am just asking "rpellumbi" for "Burnout Paradise: The Ultimate Box.

 

The line I quoted below is just a joke not charity.