Black Friday War

[harrybamber8]

Now imagine there are 4 or 5 other stores in close proximity to each other.

The 5 armies battle for control of Walmart.

One army - fatties in motorised shopping scooter thingies.

Second army - soccer mom's

Third army - uggs, pink things and chihuahuas, valley girls too.

Fourth - male teens, computer geeks and other.

5th - people who literally just want to do regular shopping.

When the dust of war has settled, the neutral are the wisest because it's as though nothing ever happened. They just carry on surviving without all that essential stuff they didn't need.

[T.Vengeance]

Wut.

[Unhelpful]

I wonder how many deaths there will be this year.

 

:\ bunch of morons who don't know that you can buy stuff on the internet.

[Samfisher]

They just carry on surviving without all that essential stuff they didn't need.

 

How can they not need essential stuff since it's....essential?

[Banana Milk]

I'm like sooooooo a part of that third army.

Forever 21!